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CB129A: Rome Is Good, Hope You Are

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We interview each other about our interview with #OpenMikeEagle (episode 129).

They leave me alone: #SteveBills celebration.

All #ChromeBills interviews are Over An Hour.

Do you smoke in the shower? #KCromozone wants a soap ashtray.

#ECigs: experiment on yourself.

Downtime go-to while taking a dump at work.

Keep your parents off #Twitter, or school them when they do some ignorant $h*t.

Pull em out, fellas: share your #fantasyfootball roster.

#SeezMics is too busy for… actually, tell him the team.

Watching and re-watching: #Ozark, #SnowFall, and #StrangerThings.

#Mayweather v. #McGregor was a collective moment of who’s on top.

#OpenMikeEagle
#ChromeBills
#KCromozone
#ECigs
#Twitter
#fantasyfootball
#SeezMics
#Ozark
#SnowFall
#StrangerThings
#Mayweather
#McGregor

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CB129: Open Mike Eagle Has An Answer

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#OpenMikeEagle joins #ChromeBills to give us an answer about the following:

His new album “Brick Body Kids Still Daydream” which drops September 15 on #MelloMusicGroup.

Doing a song (kind of) with #KoolKeith and collaborating with his label mate #Oddisee.

Working with just one producer like #PaulWhite or several producers that allow him to be a megalomaniac.

The importance of having creative videos like performing #Qualifiers for the first time at a laundromat.

How the history of the #RobertTaylorHomes in #Chicago and the different styles of #Milo and #Busdriver influenced his new album.

Why a bunch of producers are mad at him.

The impending Invasion Of The Children People.

His appearances and relationship with #RonandFez, one of #KCromozone’s favorite shows.

Why he’d like a little foisting to happen.

Getting congratulations for his new show #TheNewNegroes on #ComedyCentral.

Being terrible at sarcasm.

An upcoming song with #SeezMics and #Slug of #Atmosphere.

#SteveBills #KennyDennis shirt and his friendship with #Serengeti.

#RasKass revealing how #SeanPrice got his style during an interview on OME’s podcast #SecretSkin.

Pre-order the new album here: http://bit.ly/2uFW2oj

Tour dates and tickets: http://bit.ly/1Z8Jui7

Songs played during CB129: Open Mike Eagle Has An Answer
1. “Brick Body Complex” Open Mike Eagle

#OpenMikeEagle
#ChromeBills
#MelloMusicGroup
#KoolKeith
#PaulWhite
#Qualifiers
#RobertTaylorHomes
#Chicago
#Milo
#Busdriver
#RonandFez
#KCromozone
#TheNewNegroes
#ComedyCentral
#SeezMics
#Slug
#Atmosphere
#SteveBills
#KennyDennis
#Serengeti
#RasKass
#SeanPrice
#SecretSkin

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CB128: A Tetrabyte of Something Nice

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“When you get older, you just wanna DJ sitting down.” – #SteveBills

Chuck chuckles at your emails and #SeezMics is gonna thread that.

Why isn’t #SenDog a weatherman?

New music from #KristoffKrane, #SeanPrice, and happy 20th birthday to #Overcast by #Atmosphere.

Is #MalikB the #Spawn of #TheRoots?

#Mogul is #Serial for #hiphop fans.

Get one of the last blue #ChromeBills shirts by contacting us on #Facebook, #Twitter, or #Instagram.

#KCromozone recaps the #DMC DJ battle where he ran into former guest #DJThrodown and Geoff of #GorillaFist.

Are DJ battles impossible to judge correctly?

RIP to #WebsterHall.

We celebrate diversity by adding BiKurious Jorge to #DifferentStyles.

Lazy and ambitious about getting drunk.

Full dental nudity: spaces and specs.

“Just fix it.” – Everyone on the plane.

Songs played during CB128: A Tetrabyte Of Something Extra Nice
1. “95 Radios” by #OpenMikeEagle feat. #HasLo
2. “Ride Away” by #AvidGamblers

#SteveBills
#SeezMics
#SenDog
#KristoffKrane
#SeanPrice
#Overcast
#Atmosphere
#MalikB
#Spawn
#TheRoots
#Mogul
#Serial
#hiphop
#ChromeBills
#Facebook
#Twitter
#Instagram
#KCromozone
#DMC
#DJThrodown
#GorillaFist
#WebsterHall
#DifferentStyles
#OpenMikeEagle
#HasLo
#AvidGamblers

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CB127: It’s Not Suitable, Dog

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“Is He Cupping The Mic?” sponsored by the Unshure AR-15.

We recap #SeezMics and #Virak going to #NYC to see #KCromozone and the #AvidGamblers performance at (the lying) #MercuryLounge.

Oh, and an EPIC meal at #PeterLugerSteakHouse.

Try the BOLT (bacon, onion, lettuce, and tomato.)

We have new blue #ChromeBills shirts. Message us on #Facebook, #Twitter, or #Instagram to get yours.

Don’t talk about my stuff, Trader Joe.

Smile, say hello, or don’t fill out the survey: you got a five!

Answer the question with a statement.

The “Dead Inside” challenge.

#JayZ #444 vs. #KendrickLamar #DAMN.

Peace to the #Doppelgangaz and check out their new album #DoppHopp.

Songs played during CB127: It’s Not Suitable, Dog
1. Avid Gamblers “Where Is My Mind’s Playing Tricks On Me?”

#SeezMics
#Virak
#NYC
#KCromozone
#AvidGamblers
#MercuryLounge
#PeterLugerSteakHouse
#ChromeBills
#Facebook
#Twitter
#Instagram
#JayZ
#444
#KendrickLamar
#DAMN
#Doppelgangaz
#DoppHopp

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CB126: Time To Argue

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Camille Cosby’s smile at Bill’s Trial.

#DJRagz shirts are getting good run.

#KCromozone has been running, so check the app.

#SeezMics and #Virak are going to see K-Cromey and the #Avid Gamblers July 8 at #MercuryLounge: http://tinyurl.com/AvidGamblersJuly8. Will #Dez be there?

#PeterLuger hasn’t cleaned the grill since 1860.

#SteveBills tells us about hanging with #DJQbert after the #DoctorOctagon show in Baltimore. Peace to Virak, #JWho, #DJThrodown, #DJAsOne, #DJCamOne, #DJRemedy, #FireStar, #Minus9, #GreyMatter, and #Phenomenon.

We have a loooong discussion about the political climate, highlighted by running side-by-side in what we thought was a race against each other but is actually a sprint towards a common goal. Oh, and read #Ishmael by #DanielQuinn.

We introduce a new game: “Is He Cupping The Mic?”

Songs Played During CB126: Time To Argue
1. “World Of Words” #Dezmatic feat. #DoodComputer

#DJRagz
#KCromozone
#SeezMics #Virak
#Avid Gamblers
#MercuryLounge
#Dez
#PeterLuger
#SteveBills
#DJQbert
#DoctorOctagon
#JWho
#DJThrodown
#DJAsOne
#DJCamOne
#DJRemedy
#FireStar
#Minus9
#GreyMatter
#Phenomenon
#Ishmael
#DanielQuinn
#Dezmatic
#DoodComputer

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CB124: Lemme Buy You A Zima

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Which episodes of #TheArtOfRhyme have you seen?

We recap our show with #Dezmatic and #MicLanny of #PigFoodRecords during which #SteveBills performed the #DoodComputer verse for #UOI.

#SeezMics has come a long way from the a$$hole #KCromozone came to know and love.

Steve is very tired.

We have one last therapy session about the #WashingtonWizards season.

Remember the group #Babbletron and their album #MechanicalRoyalty?

#FREESTYLE.

#TheArtOfRhyme
#Dezmatic
#MicLanny
#PigFoodRecords
#SteveBills
#DoodComputer
#UOI
#SeezMics
#KCromozone
#WashingtonWizards
#Babbletron
#MechanicalRoyalty
#FREESTYLE

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CB123: A Steamer Through The Five Hole

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Cold open and undercooked pizza.

#BrotherAli has a new album and he’s being watched.

Catch #SeezMics, #ChromeBills, #Dezmatic, and #MicLanny Friday, May 12 at #VelvetLounge in #DC.

What’s the most cash you’ve ever had in your hand?

We love the new #Doppelgangaz video for #Rapamycin.

Seez is now doing the podcast from his home and may never leave the basement.

Steve, watch out!

Chuck and the #AvidGamblers have a show in #NYC on July 8.

Everyone loves a good steamer through the five hole.

We announce our upcoming (fake) interviews.

Remember the lyrics to #Informer by #Snow? Neither do we.

RIP #Cubbiebear. We share some fond memories of the homey.

Songs played during CB123: A Steamer Through The Five Hole

1. #SewerChef by #MosesRockwell
2. #Hooray by Cubbiebear feat. Seez Mics

#BrotherAli
#SeezMics
#ChromeBills
#Dezmatic
#MicLanny
#VelvetLounge
#DC
#Doppelgangaz
#Rapamycin
#AvidGamblers
#Informer
#Snow
#Cubbiebear
#SewerChef
#MosesRockwell
#Hooray

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CB122: Sustainable Cheeses

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#FREESTYLE

Catch #SeezMics and #ChromeBills with #Dezmatic and #MicLanny of
#PigFoodRecords on Friday, May 12 at #VelvetLounge.

#SteveBills went for a naptime digging excursion with #DJCamOne,
#DJAddikt, and #Squires of #PenPals at #TrueVine in #Baltimore.

Why is new #vinyl so expensive? Because you’re a f@#$ing poseur.

The new #KendrickLamar album #Damn may drive engineers crazy, but it’s dope.

How often does your cat puke? Too often for #SeezMics.

We have talked about the new #YourOldDroog album #Packs.

#KCromozone wants your feedback on our social media sites, not a group
text. Now pass the #MonkeyShoulder so he can run this marathon.

#FREESTYLE
#SeezMics
#ChromeBills
#Dezmatic
#MicLanny
#PigFoodRecords
#VelvetLounge
#SteveBills
#DJCamOne
#DJAddikt
#Squires
#PenPals
#TrueVine
#Baltimore
#vinyl
#KendrickLamar
#Damn
#YourOldDroog
#Packs
#KCromozone
#MonkeyShoulder

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CB121: Penpals Takeover

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This week episode was directed by #rapswell #apachethecynic and #squires AKA the #penpals.

We discuss the origin of the group, live performances, jeopardy, salt lamps, partying in Philly, sporty thieves covers and much more.

Check out their music here: https://pen-pals.bandcamp.com/

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CB120: Should I Get The Old Camp?

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Catch up on past episodes of #ChromeBills and go too deep.

Craft bourbons and massive carafes.

Hype men for your crank calls.

The new album by #Oddisee #TheIceberg and where it ranks in his discography. Listen to our interview with him here: https://soundcloud.com/chromebills/cb81-oddisee-of-mello-music-group

Are record labels making a mistake by pulling music from podcasts? #SeezMics thinks so.

Email us for the episodes we had to pull from #SoundCloud: chromebills@gmail.com

#KCromozone introduces new members of #DifferentStyles, but you’ll need an engineering degree to understand them.

Catch a live broadcast of the #AvidGamblers performance at 9 PM on Tuesday, March 14 on http://gobridgeside.com/

Tell your friends about the white dude in #Onyx.

The obligatory #Redskins discussion sprinkled with the inevitable appearance by #DJSteveBills cat’s a$$hole.

#FREESTYLE as we discuss the new Chrome Bills theme song.

Who needs another drink?

Songs played during CB120: Should I Get The Old Camp?

1. L’orange “Need You (featuring Blue)”
2. #Dezmatic #LavaLamps feat. #Elsphinx, #DoodComputer and #Blacastan

#ChromeBills
#Oddisee
#TheIceberg
#SeezMics
#SoundCloud
#KCromozone
#DifferentStyles
#Onyx
#Redskins
#DJSteveBills
#FREESTYLE
#Dezmatic
#LavaLamps
#Elsphinx
#DoodComputer
#Blacastan

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CB119: We’ll See

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#FREESTYLE

Once again, we discuss #Rza.

An oral history of the #Saafir and #Casual #battle available via #hiphopdx.

HAWT LINKZ! #NahRight, #CocaineBlunts, #Intercepted, and petty pissing
contests in rap forums.

Future #ChromeBills guest #IconTheMicKing purchased #UGHH.

#SeezMics saw #Atmosphere, #BrotherAli, and #DemAtlas in #Richmond. He
also #freestyled with #TheSportsJunkies.

#TheWorldHasNoEyedea will be screened at #DC9 on March 2:

http://tinyurl.com/EyedeaInDC

#KCromozone saw #StretchArmstrong and #RobSwift, then caught friends
of the show #PenPals.

Exploring relationships: where does the D go?

New #DifferentStyles members #JustCurious, #LadyBlahBlah,
#KutMasterKousins, #OralHistory, #BrotherAtlasShrugged, and
#MissUnderstood.

Taking #alcoholism to new levels. We are anti-sweet.

Alpha things to say when one can’t commit by Will C.

The #NBA all-star game needs a drunk dunk contest.

Loser drinks a bottle of Old Camp: let the commentators have some of
those sour mashups.

Songs played during CB119: We’ll See
1. “Help” #YourOldDroog feat. #Edan and #Wiki
2. “History” #RocMarciano
3. “Like Really” #Oddisee

#Rza
#Saafir
#Casual
#battle
#hiphopdx
#NahRight
#CocaineBlunts
#Intercepted
#ChromeBills
#IconTheMicKing
#UGHH
#SeezMics
#Atmosphere
#BrotherAli
#DemAtlas
#Richmond
#freestyled
#TheSportsJunkies
#TheWorldHasNoEyedea
#DC9
#KCromozone
#StretchArmstrong
#RobSwift
#PenPals
#DifferentStyles
#JustCurious
#LadyBlahBlah
#KutMasterKousins
#OralHistory
#BrotherAtlasShrugged
#MissUnderstood.
#alcoholism
#NBA
#YourOldDroog
#Edan
#Wiki
#RocMarciano
#Oddisee

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CB118: A Cool Two Buttons

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#FREESTYLE

We’re joined by Steve’s wife. Briefly. Very briefly.

#KCromozone and the #AvidGamblers had a show on short notice.

We introduce several new #DifferentStyles members, including #TooShortNotice and the #41YearOldVirgin.

#SteveBills was backstage at the #RunTheJewels show with #GasLampKiller, #ZachdelaRocha, #NickHook of #RhythmRoutlette, and #GangstaBoo. Which star gave Steve cigarettes? Listen and find out, boo!

#SeezMics discusses the pre-order for his new album #With, which goes live on his #Bandcamp page February 1 at 10 AM.

Watching #standupcomedy by yourself and how it effects your laughter.

Lots of #Redskins talk with a focus on #KirkCousins.

At least we didn’t talk about #Trump.

#FREESTYLE
#KCromozone
#AvidGamblers
#DifferentStyles
#TooShortNotice
#41YearOldVirgin
#SteveBills
#RunTheJewels
#GasLampKiller
#ZachdelaRocha
#NickHook
#RhythmRoutlette
#GangstaBoo
#SeezMics
#With
#Bandcamp
#standupcomedy
#Redskins
#KirkCousins.
#Trump

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CB117: Stay Until The End (Clip Show)

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It’s the the annual #ChromeBills clip show!

Stay until the end. We’re driven.

We #FREESTYLE and introduce several new members of #DifferentStyles.

In CB107, we go one level deeper on the self-indulgence because we were caked off snausages.

In CB104, we freestyle about veggies. Then we keep freestyling about veggies. And eventually have another freestyle about veggies.

In CB102, we touch on the touchiest subject. Show us your stuff.

In CB103, we realize this is a #HipHop podcast.

In CB105, we talk to #Cubbiebear while wearing headphones.

A looooong discussion of #KirkCousins and the #Redskins. C’mon, Kirk!

#SeezMics announced the details of the #With pre-order.

We end with our epic freestyle from CB99 over beats by the #SoulAssassins.

#ChromeBills
#FREESTYLE
#DifferentStyles
#HipHop
#Cubbiebear
#KirkCousins
#Redskins
#SeezMics
#With
#SoulAssassins

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CB116: Chuck Just Wants To Dance

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The Gmen are the Lmen.

#FakeNews and #RealEntertainment.

New #DifferentStyles members #BrightBart, #MaryKBlige, and #DeePressed.

#Wax rocked #NYC and hooked #KCromozone with a spot on the list. Catch Wax at #BaltimoreSoundStage this Sunday with #TheGrilledLincolns: http://tinyurl.com/WaxGLinxBmore

Chuck just wants to dance, Steve’s hair indicates that he has moves, and #SeezMics synapse stopped firing long ago.

The Fake News bots will comment on anything except a #ChromeBills episode.

Our discussion of #WestWorld leads us to ask: do you want consciousness?

#ShiaLaBeouf vs. #PMD and #JCole vs. #KanyeWest.

#Eggs are not chicken periods.

A cat’s a$$hole or #Wizards fans? F@#$ #ErnieGrunfeld.

Beware of ordering Harry’s Berries from Johnny and/or Lanny’s Punani.

#Pizzagate has Seez terrified of the stupid idiots.

We rattle off the catalog and discuss our favorite albums of 2016: #Oddissee, #AesopRock, #Elzhi, #ATCQ, and #Wax make up our favorites.

Would you trade the impending #Trump administration for another #Dubya term?

Songs played during CB116: Chuck Just Wants To Dance:
1. #Dezmatic “Bring Your Guns To The Airport”
2. #CynicTheApache “Get The Gringo 2″

#FakeNews
#RealEntertainment
#DifferentStyles
#BrightBart
#MaryKBlige
#DeePressed
#Wax
#NYC
#KCromozone
#BaltimoreSoundStage
#TheGrilledLincolns
#SeezMics
#ChromeBills
#WestWorld
#ShiaLaBeouf
#PMD
#JCole
#KanyeWest
#Eggs
#Wizards
#ErnieGrunfeld
#Pizzagate
#Oddissee
#AesopRock
#Elzhi
#ATCQ
#Wax
#Trump
#Dubya
#Dezmatic
#CynicTheApache

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CB 115: Five Pairs Of Sweatpants

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Congrats to #KCromozone and his lovely bride-to-be for getting engaged!

Subscribe to #ChromeBills, then #Yelp us.

#FakeNews.

#SouthPark and #AresnioHall nail the election.

#Absenteevoting is useful.

Technique 1300s.

Welcome to the #Zeitgeistburg.

We discuss the new #ATribeCalledQuest album #WeGotItFromHere.

#SeezMics went to an #Atmosphere show, KCromozone went to a #CypressHill show, and #SteveBills bought 5 new pairs of sweatpants.

Songs played during CB115: Five Pairs Of Sweatpants:
1. #AvidGamblers “I Got It”

#KCromozone
#ChromeBills
#Yelp
#FakeNews
#SouthPark
#AresnioHall
#Absenteevoting
#Zeitgeistburg
#ATribeCalledQuest
#WeGotItFromHere.
#SeezMics
#Atmosphere
#CypressHill
#SteveBills

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CB 114: The World Has No Eyedea

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The World Has No Eyedea

#SeezMics interviews several people involved with the documentary #TheWorldHasNoEyedea, a film which examines the life of #MichaelLarsen aka #Eyedea.

#BrandonCrowson is the documentary’s creator. He and Seez discuss the challenges of creating an independent documentary.

#Brady is the head of #CrushkillRecordings, the label founded by Eyedea shortly before his passing. He and Seez discuss their fond memories of Eyedea and what Crushkill has become.

#CarnageTheExecutioner is a prolific #MC and #beatboxer from #Minnesota. He and Seez discuss both the personal and artistic influence of Eyedea.

#DJAbilities is one half of the legendary rap duo #EyedeaAndAbilities. He and Seez discuss the cathartic experience of watching fans see the film for the first time.

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CB 113: Blaming It On Glands

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#SeezMics got married. Big shouts to new #DifferentStyles member Matt Trimony.

#SteveBills and #KCromozone ordered room service. It did not go well.

The name of the drink is “Tomorrow Morning.”

#TalibKweli is #tweeting at you.

#JoshBrown: A Journal Of Misery.

The #NFL has been trending down. Why?

We discuss the new #AvidGamblers EP and Seez’s upcoming record #With.

Listen: we broke form and recorded this episode on a Friday night, so things got a little janky. I stopped taking notes at some point, but I’m pretty sure we #FREESTYLE about the mole on Steve’s cat’s balloon knot.

Songs played during: CB 113: Blaming It On Organs
1. #Squires of #PenPals “U.O.I. by Dood Computer featuring Seez Mics and K-Cromozone (remix)”

#SeezMics
#DifferentStyles
#SteveBills
#KCromozone
#TalibKweli
#tweeting
#JoshBrown
#NFL
#AvidGamblers
#With
#FREESTYLE
#Squires
#PenPals
#DoodComputer

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CB112: Spider Nuts

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Warming up with a cold open.

Welcome to #Colesville.

After an in-depth discussion of #LordsOfTheUnderground, we introduce new #DifferentStyles members #ChristianValues #SlightLee, and #PhilAnthropist.

We need an intern.

You too can own a #ChromeBills shirt: http://tinyurl.com/ChromeBillsShirts

#Astronautalis is an amazing #freestyler and is touring to support his new album #CutTheBodyLoose. #SeezMics opened his DC show at #DC9.

Our experience shooting the video for #GrilledLincolns song #MDsFinest at the home of #TravisPastrana: http://tinyurl.com/MDsFinest

You get what you get when walking through #Bukkake park.

A spider attempts to co-host the show, so we trap it and feed it a cashew.

#AnthonyWeiner and #MartinShkreli: human garbage.

Rap with an accent: #RizAhmed from #TheNightOf, #Justice at #ScribbleJam, and #MCSolaar.

Are #chiropractors useless? Listen to the cracks.

#KoolAD of #DasRacist is stream of consciousness.

This is Seez speaking now. Do you even read these show descriptions? I have a meeting at 11; it’s 10:45 and I have decided to submit the show description as is. I only have so much time to #Google how “bukkake” is spelled. Let me know if you feel let down via #Twitter @ChromeBills.

Songs played during CB112: Spider Nuts
1. #DoodComputer #UOI feat. #SeezMics and #KCromozone prod. by #SteveBills.
2. #Milo #YoMilo

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CB111: Cam One Two Three

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#DJCamOne joins #Chrome Bills as the first 3 time guest.

Cam discusses his role as a member of #MysterySoundRecordings. Follow their #Instagram account for pictures of a #roboticnature and catch them weekly at #DoveCoatCafe.

Mood? #Caffeinated.

You can’t feed steak to a baby.

#SteveBills is standing behind your mom.

Does your dad carry a 5th in his pocket?

#SeezMics and Cam made #FirstNameBasis with #EducatedConsumers and #ResiNatedConsumers long before getting dehydrated at the #ZacBrownBand concert.

Aunts and uncles aren’t just friends.

#KCromozone went off the grid for his trip, but must check his work emails at the urinal during #happyhour.

We discuss the new #DeLaSoul album #andtheanonymousnobody.

Cam beefs with Seez. Seez apologizes. Both agree that you need a strong neck.

Hopefully, #DJRagz and #BoJankans can perform at the #WhiteHouse.

Cam tells the tale of being cast in a commercial where he said, “I’m using nano technology to make computers more powerful.” Watch the commercial here: http://tinyurl.com/CamOneCommercial

Songs played during CB111: Cam One Two Three
1. #RyKnow – Dregs
2. #Wax “Bike Rap”
3. #DJSuperstar “Where Deserted Eagles Fly

#DJCamOne
#Chrome Bills
#MysterySoundRecordings
#Instagram
#roboticnature
#DoveCoatCafe
#Caffeinated
#SteveBills
#SeezMics
#BrokenClockSkeletonKey
#EducatedConsumers
#ResiNatedConsumers
#FirstNameBasis
#ZacBrownBand
#KCromozone
#happyhour
#DeLaSoul
#andtheanonymousnobody
#DJRagz
#BoJankans
#WhiteHouse
#Wax
#DJSuperstar

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CB110: Mystery Bruise

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Would we stand a chance against a female #UFC fighter?

Catch up on the recent #ChromeBills interviews with #Slug of #Atmosphere and #maticulous.

We discuss the lack of responsibility in the #NewYorkPost article about #KA.

The new #SeezMics album #With is going to be amazing if it ever comes out.

Joey GoodA$$ of #MrRobot.

#SteveBills and #Madlib want to hear your bad demos.

#KCromozone is excited about the new #DeLaSoul album.

#Emphachest.

Should #DJCamOne of #MysterySoundRecordings be forced to live broadcast a #NFL game? Not a good, but a GREAT idea.

Don’t use #punchins, but give #dryneedling a shot.

The new #DifferentStyles beer Mystery Bruise.

Smile and walk away from fights, but you won’t catch me in shorts.

It was puke.

Songs played during CB110: Mystery Bruise:
1. #DJKahled feat. #Nas “Nas Album Done”

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CB109: Yeah… Brown feat. Slug of Atmosphere

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#SeezMics interviews #Slug of #Atmosphere to discuss the new album #FishingBlues available now via #RhymeSayersEntertainment.

Networking used to be so primitive, but now it’s a supple boobie.

How Atmosphere comes up with such creative promotional items, such as the series of videos featuring #Sway fishing with Slug and Atmosphere producer #Ant. Watch them here: http://rhymesayers.com/atmosphere/

The serendipity of the name Atmosphere and the influence of choosing a band name according to #BrotherAli.

If you’re going to masturbate to a sleeping woman, she might as well be your wife.

Are we doomed as a species? Depends, concern is a privilege for parasites.

Slug discusses his support for #JillStein of the #GreenParty in the upcoming #PresidentialElection.

The similarities between Slug and #DonaldTrump end at the spray tan.

Questions from the audience: buying drinks on airplanes for pregnant women, sympathy weight and the role of sugar in becoming a super star, and how disagreements between Slug and Ant get resolved.

A great discussion of the friendship between Slug and Ant… WHO MAY JUST BE THE SAME PERSON!!!!

The story behind the hook for #Besos, which is the perfect third song.

The influence of #Eyedea (rEYEp) and his youthful exuberance on Slug’s undying desire to tour and see what’s out there.

Two kind of artists. Which one is Slug? Which one is Seez? Which one are you?

#SageFrancis and his impact on the #StrangeFamousRecords audience.

Be sure to check out Slug’s first appearance on #ChromeBills in episode 61 here: https://soundcloud.com/chromebills/cb61-the-slug-of-atmosphere-interview

#SeezMics
#Slug
#Atmosphere
#FishingBlues
#RhymeSayersEntertainment
#Sway
#Ant
#BrotherAli
#JillStein
#GreenParty
#PresidentialElection
#DonaldTrump
#Besos
#Eyedea
#SageFrancis
#StrangeFamousRecords
#ChromeBills

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CB108: Cup Of Coffee With The Mic feat. maticulous

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We are joined by #maticulous to discuss his career and new project #TheChromeTape which can be heard and purchased here: https://maticulous21.bandcamp.com/album/the-chrome-tape

maticulous is friends with #JZone, #DJEclipse, and the #BrownBagAllStars via working at #FatBeats.

Which #Eminem do you prefer: nasally or funny voice?

Steve went to see #CampLo and #DiggablePlanets at #930Club after handing out vegan leaflets at #WarpTour.

maticulous has worked with artists such as #YourOldDroog, #yU, #RusteeJuxx, #RATheRuggedMan, and #RockOfHeltahSkeltah as well as #TheConfluence featuring rappers from #Pittsburgh.

#ChromeBills needs a Youth Correspondent, serious applicants only.

Songs played during CB108:
1. #maticulous feat. #yU “The Same Way”
2. #CampLo and #Bobby$murda “This Is Hot (remix)”
3. #maticulous feat. #ReefTheLostCauze, #SoulKahn, and #DJBrace “Once Invented”

#maticulous
#TheChromeTape
#JZone
#DJEclipse
#BrownBagAllStars
#FatBeats
#Eminem
#CampLo
#DiggablePlanets
#930Club
#WarpTour
#YourOldDroog
#yU
#RusteeJuxx
#RATheRuggedMan
#RockOfHeltahSkeltah
#TheConfluence
#Pittsburgh.
#ChromeBills
#Bobby$murda
#ReefTheLostCauze
#SoulKahn
#DJBrace

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CB107: Cake, Pie, Milkshake: GO.

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#SeezMics and #SteveBills join #TheSportsJunkies on #1067TheFan to debut their new song celebrating The Junkies 20th anniversary. Check it out here: http://tinyurl.com/SeezMicsJunkies20thAnny

Peace to #SleepyHollows.

Check out the #ChromeBills interview with #TheDoppelgangaz on episode 106.

We #FREESTYLE! TWICE!!

#BadRapDuos like #MOP and #Adeem.

The newest members of #DifferentStyles, #BobAndWeave.

Have you ever pooped outside, been addicted to drinking mouthwash, or fronted on the king of #Snausages?

#DayDrinking while raising children and the #overunder on Chuck’s drinks before we started recording.

Would we be a good criminal enterprise? Chrome Late On Their Bills.

Knock down a box of pasta and get three cuts in your eyebrow.

Songs played during CB107: Cake, pie, milkshake: GO.

1. #YourOldDroog A Good Guest (White Rappers)
2. #TheBlackByrds #RockCreekPark

#SeezMics
#SteveBills
#TheSportsJunkies
#1067TheFan
#SleepyHollows
#ChromeBills
#TheDoppelgangaz
#FREESTYLE
#BadRapDuos
#MOP
#Adeem
#DifferentStyles
#BobAndWeave
#Snausages
#DayDrinking
#overunder
#YourOldDroog
#TheBlackByrds
#RockCreekPark

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CB106: The Doppelgangaz Interview

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We are joined by #TheDoppelgangaz: http://www.thedoppelgangaz.com/

We discuss their creative process, touring #Europe, the origin of the #cloak, #foodrap, getting #Hollax2 on #RayDonovan, and defying gravity just to procreate.

“Everybody’s beautiful.” #MatterOvFact

Peace to #Dezmatic of #PigFoodRecords for hooking up the interview.

The new #ChromeBills studio takes you through the meat grinder, but there’s plenty of bowls filled with cat food.

#TheDoppelgangaz
#Europe
#cloak
#foodrap
#Hollax2
#RayDonovan
#MatterOvFact
#Dezmatic
#PigFoodrecords
#ChromeBills

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CB105: Trying To Think Of Something Worse Than This feat. Cubbiebear

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We are joined by #Cubbiebear.

His #GoFundMe campaign:

https://www.gofundme.com/CubbiebearVsCancer

His new #AreYouOkay #hoodies modeled by sex symbol #SeezMics: http://cubbiebear.bigcartel.com/product/are-you-okay-hoodie

Chuck’s drunken drop with #Pacewon.

Multi-tasking with straws: watch your eyeballs.

#Headphones: buds or over-the-ears?

The quiet car and movie theaters: #stfu

#Americans on a #European train: keep your nail clippers handy.

Going to the bathroom in new places.

#AesopRock on #Colbert.

How do you record your verses?

“I was trying to think of something worse than this, but I couldn’t.” – Cubbiebear giving #ChromeBills a rave review.

We #FREESTYLE and play with a #CatPiano.

#BarbersOfIraq, wak interviews, passive-aggressively passing out at #RockTheBells, and hating on #DeadPrez.

We discuss Tom Segura.

Songs played during CB105: Trying To Think Of Something Worse Than This feat. Cubbiebear:

“All Friended Up” #YouDieAtTheEnd (Cubbiebear and SeezMics)
“Holla x2″ Dopplegangaz

#Cubbiebear
#GoFundMe
#AreYouOkay
#hoodies
#SeezMics
#Pacewon
#Headphones
#stfu
#Americans
#European
#AesopRock
#Colbert
#ChromeBills
#FREESTYLE
#CatPiano
#BarbersOfIraq
#RockTheBells
#DeadPrez
#YouDieAtTheEnd
#TomSegura
#Dopplegangaz

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CB 104: Steve Bills Is The Man

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Friends helping friends: Hit me off with Hip Hop memorabilia from GetDown.com

Steve sent Chuck the following, and more:

#ATribeCalledQuest box set
#ThePharcyde #BizarreRideIIThePharcyde singles
#Raekwon #OnlyBuiltForCubanLinks #PurpleTape in leather case
#Common #Resurrection

Were you a fan of #JustIce and/or #Mantronix?

#Podcasts and the sponsors who sponsor them.

Fast food: it can turn left quickly.

Who hasn’t been brushed off at bars and bagel joints?

#SeezMics and Chuck #FREESTYLE about eating your vegetables.

#Soccer vs. #American sports.

Songs played during CB 104: Steve Bills Is The Man
#Dezmatic of #PigFoodrecords #TheBestRevenge

#ATribeCalledQuest
#ThePharcyde
#BizarreRideIIThePharcyde
#Raekwon
#OnlyBuiltForCubanLinks
#PurpleTape
#Common
#Resurrection
#JustIce
#Mantronix
#Podcasts
#SeezMics
#FREESTYLE
#Soccer
#American
#Dezmatic
#PigFoodrecords
#TheBestRevenge

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CB103: Burying The Leads

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Expository dialogue.

Have you heard the new #Beyonce and #Radiohead albums?

#KCromozone has a new game, and it’s amazing: 0, 1, or more than 1? Play along via the comments on our #SoundCloud page.

#Elzhi #LeadPoison
#AesopRock #TheImpossibleKid
#StatikSelektah and #CrookedI #StatikKXNG
#MrLif #DontLookDown: It’s no #IPhantom.
#Oddisee #Alwasta

We #FREESTYLE.

Shouts to #CrushingApparel.

How did #SeezMics and #SteveBills know each other? Must have been their mutual love for the #HeltahSkeltah song #OperationLockdown.

The new #syntheticpot is a problem, as was #FacesOfDeath.

Seez Mics and #ScottKuzner are working on an EP titled #With. Features include former #ChromeBills guests #Wax, #UptownXO, #Ceschi, #Ardamus, and #GiantGorillaDogThing. Also featured are #DMV legends #NapoleonDaLegend and #PriestDaNomad.

Songs played during CB103: Burying The Leads
Aesop Rock #Dorks

#Beyonce
#Radiohead
#KCromozone
#SoundCloud
#Elzhi
#LeadPoison
#AesopRock
#TheImpossibleKid
#StatikSelektah
#CrookedI
#StatikKXNG
#MrLif
#DontLookDown
#IPhantom
#Oddisee
#Alwasta
#FREESTYLE
#CrushingApparel
#SeezMics
#SteveBills
#HeltahSkeltah
#OperationLockdown
#syntheticpot
#FacesOfDeath
#ScottKuzner
#With
#ChromeBills
#Wax
#UptownXO
#Ceschi
#Ardamus
#GiantGorillaDogThing
#DMV
#NapoleonDaLegend
#PriestDaNomad
#Dorks

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CB102: Choose Your Bathroom Wisely

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Someone famous.

Recap of #SeezMics shows.

#KCromozone appeared on #VerbalHamRadio.

#Dizaster vs. #IronSolomon.

Sneaker Boots.

#SteveBills: “You’re gonna catch me in the same gear for years.”

A conversation about discrimination that we’re not qualified to have.

Peace to #BDolan and #Height.

Rest in peace, #Prince.

Have you been watching #ActionBronson #FuckThatsDelicious?

Are the #Warriors or #Bulls the greatest #NBA team ever?

Songs played during CB 102: Choose Your Bathroom Wisely
1. #AvidGamblers “All Day All Night”

#SeezMics
#KCromozone
#VerbalHamRadio.
#Dizaster
#IronSolomon.
#SteveBills
#BDolan
#Height
#Prince.
#ActionBronson
#FuckThatsDelicious
#Warriors
#Bulls
#AvidGamblers

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CB101: A Funky Metronome

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It’s been too long. What are these, microphones?

Whatever happened to sleigh bells in beats?

Hiatus Highlights, What Are You Listening To, and Shit Iz Real.

The beats are amazing, the lyrics are meh.
#TheDoppelgangaz and #YourOldDroog are originals.
Lots of new #DifferentStyles members.

Be sure to wear your #Cava clothes.

Casually checking apps.

IV’s and breakfast sandwiches.

#SeezMics shows with #Sadistik of #FakeFour, #MicMictlan of #Doomtree, and #Prof of #Rhymesayers: http://tinyurl.com/SeezMicsShows

#ChromeBills shirts are available here: http://tinyurl.com/ChromeBillsShirts

#FREESTYLE and the role #DC played in its evolution. Peace to #PriestDaNomad.

Songs played during CB101: A Funky Metronome
1. “Talking (Bleep)” by #HomeboySandman prod. by #Edan

#TheDopplegangaz
#YourOldDroog
#DifferentStyles
#Cava
#SeezMics
#Sadistik #FakeFour
#MicMictlan
#Doomtree
#Prof
#Rhymesayers
#FREESTYLE
#DC
#PriestDaNomad
#HomeboySandman
#Edan

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CB100: Clips and Buds

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Episode 100!

Drops from the #ChromeBillionaires: #DJRagz, #SlimShawty, #Hickey, #BigSlop, #AngrySizzelneck, #SloppyJoe, #Omar, #DJAddikt, and #TonyFromCT.

Clips:

Fart etiquette.
Dissing listeners.
#SeezMics is a cat.
#Saafir sells #Mucinex.
Drunk dude on the #subway.
Birth of the #ChromeBills shirt (available here: http://tinyurl.com/ChromeBillsShirts)
Daily urination.
#FREESTYLES.

We #FREESTYLE some more, Steve tells the tale of the #JankyZoo, and Chuck loses his train of of thought.

Programming note: we are on hiatus for the next few weeks so Steve and his wife can welcome their new child. Please catch up on all the old episodes, subscribe, then share with your friends and enemies!

#ChromeBillionaires
#DJRagz
#SlimShawty
#Hickey
#BigSlop
#AngrySizzelneck
#SloppyJoe
#Omar
#DJAddikt
#TonyFromCT
#SeezMics
#Saafir
#Mucinex
#subway
#ChromeBills
#FREESTYLES
#JankyZoo

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CB99: We Come To Your Crib

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We come to your crib and #FREESTYLE OVER #SoulAssassins beats.

#ChromeBills shirts are available here: http://tinyurl.com/ChromeBillsShirts

Steve introduces a new game: #GuessByGuests featuring #TheBeatnuts and #WuTang offshoots.

Oh, you do (magic, rap, juggle)? Prove it.

Ever been the victim of #identitytheft? No worries, just burn your baby’s fingerprints.

An in-depth discussion of #Phantogram and #BigBoi #BornToShine featuring #RunTheJewels.

Every rapper has a daughter, every office has motivational posters, and every sound board clip has a meme.

Songs played during CB99: We Come To Your Crib
1. #BigGrams “Born To Shine” feat. #RunTheJewels

#FREESTYLE
#SoulAssassins
#ChromeBills
#GuessByGuests
#TheBeatnuts
#WuTang
#identitytheft
#Phantogram
#BigBoi
#BornToShine
#RunTheJewels
#BigGrams

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CB98: Here’s My Thing About That

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#Casual of #Hieroglyphics and #MadSkillz didn’t mean to.

#SeezMics discusses his performance at the #Crushkill #Eyedea birthday show also featuring #Slug, #BrotherAli, #BluePrint, #Illogic, #Sadistik, #DJAbilities, #CarnageTheExecutioner #SammyWarmHands, and #JeremyYlvisaker.

New #ChromeBills shirts are available here: http://chromebills.bigcartel.com/product/chrome-bills-tee

Do you want to go to the party, or get faded and watch football with Doug?

New #DifferentStyles members Ben Official and Vice-T.

We discuss some new albums: #Redman #Mudface, #OpenMikeEagle and #Serengeti as #Cavanaugh #TimeAndMaterials, and #Logic #TheIncredibleTrueStory.

We have a (waaaay too) in-depth discussion of the #HouseOfPain song #PutYourHeadOut featuring #BReal.

Cheese phases, smoking routines, and #FREESTLYE.

Songs played during CB98: Here’s My Thing About That
1. #Cavanaugh (#OpenMikeEagle and #Serengeti) “Screen Play”

#Casual
#Hieroglyphics
#MadSkillz
#SeezMics
#Crushkill
#Eyedea
#Slug
#BrotherAli
#BluePrint
#Illogic
#Sadistik
#DJAbilities
#CarnageTheExecutioner
#SammyWarmHands
#JeremyYlvisaker
#ChromeBills
#DifferentStyles
#Redman
#Mudface
#OpenMikeEagle
#Serengeti
#TimeAndMaterials
#Logic
#TheIncredibleTrueStory
#HouseOfPain
#PutYourHeadOut
#BReal
#FREESTYLE

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CB97: Mamba-Ja-Hambo

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We discuss the best #HipHop #documentary ever: #RadioThatChangedLives about #StretchArmstrong and #Bobbito.

Should we apologize for wearing the same shirts every Thursday?

Speaking of which, #ChromeBills tee shirts will be ready for #Christmas.

Happy birthday to #Eyedea (REYEP).

Chuck discusses language quirks and debuts two new sound bytes: the #OC laugh and #LargeProfessor not having any of your mamba-ja-hambo.

#SeezMics isn’t a fan of #JonGruden.

A brief but bold discussion of all things #NFL.

What TV shows are you watching? #WimHoff, #Fargo, #TheWalkingDead, #TheLeftOvers, #Viceland, #HowToGetAwayWithMurder, #MindyProject, #TheAffair, and #Narcos.

Sure, you could watch #MikeAndMolly… but why not #Myka9 on #molly?

As a special bonus, we each hold our breath as long as possible.

Songs played during CB97: Mama Jahambo
1. #DJRagz “VA Connect” ft. #TefWesley, #MUDD, #UnownDC, and produced by #Grussle

#HipHop
#documentary
#RadioThatChangedLives
#StretchArmstrong
#Bobbito
#ChromeBills
#Christmas
#Eyedea
#OC
#LargeProfessor
#SeezMics
#JonGruden
#NFL
#WimHoff
#Fargo
#TheWalkingDead
#TheLeftOvers
#Viceland
#HowToGetAwayWithMurder
#MindyProject
#TheAffair
#Narcos
#MikeAndMolly
#Myka9
#molly
#DJRagz
#TefWesley
#MUDD
#UnownDC
#Grussle

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CB96: Go To Bed Forever

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Two dudes, one comforter.

Steve and #SeezMics are going to see #Oddisee at #UStreetMusicHall.

Rest in peace to #Eyedea.

Send drops, suggestions, and money to chromebills@gmail.com.

Have you seen the new #ChromeBills logo? You will when you buy a shirt.

How #soccer explains everything.

We follow up on our interview with #DJThrodown and preview our upcoming interview with #NapoleonDaLegend who has been creating captioned pictures of his favorite lyricists for #BoomBapNation.com.

#FREESTYLE!!! (This is the most comprehensive freestyle to date where we name drop listeners and guests.)

We have an in-depth discussion about the #NFL. Topics include the #Redskins, the #Patriots, #fantasyfootball, and #EliManning.

New #DifferentStyles members Sir Prize and Old Mike Eagle.

Chuck reveals a picture of himself in the 6th grade after he introduces a new game: #FillInTheBlank.

The #DefSquad #BET cypher featured an amazing verse from #Redman, a thousand yard stare from #ErickSermon, and something from #KeithMurray.

What’re you drinking?

Peace to #Virak and the tie clip he gave Chuck.

Songs played during CB96: Go To Bed Forever

1. #OpenMikeEagle “Middling”

#SeezMics
#Oddisee
#UStreetMusicHall.
#Eyedea
#ChromeBills
#soccer
#DJThrodown
#NapoleonDaLegend
#BoomBapNation.com
#FREESTYLE
#NFL
#Redskins
#Patriots
#fantasyfootball
#EliManning
#DifferentStyles
#FillInTheBlank.
#DefSquad
#BET
#Redman
#ErickSermon
#KeithMurray
#Virak

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CB95: Cosby That Duck w/ DJ Throdown

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We are joined by #DMV megastar and #2015 #DMCFinalist #DJThrodown.

#HowardStern once made fun of Throdown’s high school.

#DJRagz of the #BeatRefinery and #DMCWorldChampion #DJIdee helped shape Throdown’s style.

We remember the incredible triple-threat routine executed by #Edan, #JZone, and #JLive.

Peace to #DMCUSA CEO #ChristieZPabon for keeping #turntablism alive in the states.

Throdown tells the tale of opening for #VanillaIce, his semester abroad in #Italy, and the rise of the flare bartender.

Steve and Chuck are too sexy to f@#$ a duck.

Peace to #NapoleonDaLegend and #TeamNDL for the #lyricalminded memes he created for #BoomBapNation.

#DMV
#2015
#DMCFinalist
#DJThrodown.
#HowardStern
#DJRagz
#BeatRefinery
#DMCWorldChampion
#DJIdee
#Edan
#JZone
#JLive.
#DMVUSA
#ChristieZPabon
#turntablism
#VanillaIce
#Italy
#NapoleonDaLegend
#lyricalminded
#BoomBapNation

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CB94: Fist Fights & Breasts w/ Cubbiebear

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#Cubbiebear joins us to discuss his favorite standup comedians, the need to drink, and his approach to controversial words/waxed shoulders.

#SeezMics brings the Moosehead and it’s delicious.

Steve and Chuck are dueling wedding DJs.

#SlimJesus, being drunk at a horse show, and the beats are chopped-n-screwed.

Steve gets his Preak on.

#FREESTYLE

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CB92: Elsphinx Is Jeopardy Smart

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Our guests are #DoodComputer and #elsphinx of #PigFoodRecords.

We discuss the #elsphinx album #BrainCaveDeluxe. Producers and guests include #JakProgresso, #RobViktum, #HunchbackEsquire, #RadioLab, #DJWhiteLotus, #PJKatz, #Theorist, GrizzlyGrimace, #Misnomer, #DevinB, #DJElement, #Alaska, #Robotron, and #GiantGorillaDogThing.

Fellow #Redman fans #KCromozone and #elsphinx discuss the influence of #ReggieNoble.

What kind of drugs do you do?

The influence of isolation.

Are #Kcromozone and #SteveBills wearing the same #CoolDiscoDan shirt?

#BigBreakfast.

#SeezMics and #SteveBills are performing with #SageFrancis at #UStreetMusicHall on Saturday, August 29.

Does #zooted mean you’re high on #cocaine or #weed?

CD’s gots to go.

Reading is lame, but let’s watch #HolyMountain.

Songs played during CB92: elsphinx Is Jeopardy Smart:

1. elsphinx “Pocketwatch Therapy”
2. elsphinx “Cities Of Rust”

#DoodComputer
#elsphinx
#PigFoodRecords
#BrainCaveDeluxe
#JakProgresso
#RobViktum
#HunchbackEsquire
#RadioLab
#DJWhiteLotus
#PJKatz
#Theorist
#GrizzlyGrimace
#Misnomer
#DevinB
#DJElement
#Alaska
#Robotron
#GiantGorillaDogThing
#Redman
#KCromozone
#ReggieNoble
#SteveBills
#CoolDiscoDan
#BigBreakfast
#SeezMics
#SageFrancis
#UStreetMusicHall
#zooted
#HolyMountain

CB91: I Just Want To Stay Inside

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We got sued by #Sony and spammed by Carla.

What’s on your nachos?

#SteveBills eats a cockroach, but still has respect for nature.

#KCromozone talks #NewYork weather and his upcoming show.

The #WhatAreThose #meme infiltrates #socialmedia.

#Drake and #MeekMill overshadows #GhostfaceKilla and #ActionBronson.

CAT BEEF!!!

To #FREESTYLE or not to #FREESTYLE?

If you could lick your own butthole, would you?

#SeezMics and Steve practiced for their August 29 show with #SageFrancis at #UStreetMusicHall.

#Sony
#SteveBills
#KCromozone
#NewYork
#WhatAreThose
#meme
#socialmedia
#Drake
#MeekMill
#GhostfaceKilla
#ActionBronson
#FREESTYLE
#SeezMics
#SageFrancis
#UStreetMusicHall

CB90: You Can’t Put A Condom On The World w/ Slim Kuwaiti

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We are joined by #SlimKuwaiti, and as is necessary, we #FREESTYLE #BATTLE.

#ElChapo, #FantasyFootball, and #DonaldTrump, and will we ever have an obese president?

#KCromozone goes to the #UnitedStates vs. #Honduras #soccer game and suffers a broken windshield.

#EliManning polarizes the podcast.

Threatening voice mails from one aspiring MC to another.

How much longer do you want to live?

#SeezMics and #SteveBills are performing with #SageFrancis at #UStreetMusicHall on Saturday, August 29.

Has #DJPremier lost a step?

“Rappers are like running backs.”

Lost recordings of #2Pac and #BootCampClick. They don’t sound great.

#ActionBronson must be a genuine dude.

Eat or get eaten, #ChromeBillionaires.

#SlimKuwaiti
#FREESTYLE
#BATTLE
#ElChapo
#FantasyFootball
#DonaldTrump
#KCromozone
#UnitedStates
#Honduras
#soccer
#EliManning
#SeezMics
#SteveBills
#SageFrancis
#UStreetMusicHall
#DJPremier
#2Pac
#BootCampClick
#ActionBronson
#ChromeBillionaires

CB89: Cam One Two

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We are joined by #DJCamOne of #MysterySoundRecordings.

#SeezMics tells the tale of getting his back and shoulders waxed.

Many thanks to #AndrewBobrowski for his (financially crippling) donation. You too can donate by sending money via #PayPal to chromebills@gmail.com

Cam’s wedding invitation kills the game.

Cam’s label #MysterySoundRecordings has several dope releases which can be heard here: https://mysterysoundrecordings.bandcamp.com/

Cam discusses his story as a cancer survivor, including the mind-shattering fact that the thyroid is often referred to as the second brain.

#Motorcycles: I might have to kill you.

#SeezMics and #DJCamOne have an album together: https://seezmics.bandcamp.com/album/broken-clock-skeleton-key

Egos Are For MC’s.

#BaltimoreBeatClub.

#TrueDetective, #RamenBurgers, and #PeteRock gets the cricket.

Are you up on #AlabamaShakes?

We preview our upcoming interview with #ElSphinx of #PigFoodRecords.

What does hating #Seinfeld say about you?

#Seinfeld vs. #CurbYourEnthusiasm

#July4th plans: drinking a #BudLight with a #ladyboy, perhaps?

Aiight, then: Are you bad with names?

We are in the grey period of human communication.

#DJCamOne
#MysterySoundRecordings
#SeezMics
#AndrewBobrowski
#PayPal
#Motorcycles
#BaltimoreBeatClub
#TrueDetective
#RamenBurgers
#PeteRock
#AlabamaShakes
#ElSphinx
#PigFoodRecords
#Seinfeld
#CurbYourEnthusiasm
#CurbYourEnthusiasm
#July4th
#BudLight
#ladyboy

CB88: The yU Interview

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#SeezMics of the #ChromeBills podcast sits down with #yU of #DiamondDistrict, #The1978ers, and #MellowMusicGroup.

We discuss the origin of his name, how he as grown as an artist and a person, the narrative style of his writing, and being a father.

Check out his music here: www.mellomusicgroup.com/pages/yu

Songs played during CB88: The yU Interview:
1. #DiamondDistrict “Erything”
2. #The1978ers “U Know How It Iz”
3. #yU “Thought About It”

CB87: Stuck In The Tunnel

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We discuss #EnterTheWuTang by author and future guest #AlanPage.

Don’t get #StuckInTheTunnel. Just give her up, bro.

#GZA albums vs. stage show.

Is #WuTang organized?

We introduce new members of #DifferentStyles.

#ScottyTwoGuns got married. Steve and Chuck were the DJ and MC.

What were you drinking?

#NBAFinals theme song by #JohnTesh.

The best salmon and a delicious #hairpie.

#SeezMics reveals that he’s getting his back and shoulders waxed.

What are you favorite #summersongs?

#Weed, #alcohol, and #salvia videos.

Does Steve remember where he hid the cigarette? Chuck has #lifehacks to keep your cigs fresh.

We discuss the new #ElSphinx album #BrainCaveDeluxe released by #PigFoodRecords.

RIP #Pumpkinhead.

Songs played during CB87: Stuck In The Tunnel
1. #ElSphinx WarPig feat. #JakProgresso
2. #ASAPRocky “Holy Ghost”

#EnterTheWuTang
#AlanPage
#StuckInTheTunnel
#GZA
#WuTang
#DifferentStyles
#ScottyTwoGuns
#NBAFinals
#JohnTesh
#salmon
#hairpie
#SeezMics
#PigFoodRecords
#summersongs
#IceCube
#Weed
#alcohol
#salvia
#lifehacks
#ElSphinx
#JakProgresso
#BrainCaveDeluxe
#Pumpkinhead
#HenleyHalem
#ASAPRocky
#FREESTYLE

CB86: Max Bent – Ghostwrite My Sexy

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We are joined by #beatbox extraordinaire #MaxBent.

#FREESTYLE, FREESTYLE, AND MORE FREESTYLE. We are the Freestyle Forever Club.

#SeezMics has heard Max’s infant son #Rowan beatboxing.

We give advice to our present and future children. Max quotes #AdultRappers creator #PaulIannacchino who famously said, “No matter what you do, your kid will think you’re the antithesis of cool.”

Max’s instructional beat box website (BeatBox.TV) and DVD were the first #Google search return for beatboxing in 2003.

Max is the only person we have ever heard who can beat-box the #DC staple #GoGo. Others do Stop-Stop.

As a certified #ChromeBillionaire who has heard every episode, Max has earned the right to offer new #DifferentStyles members: Edible, OCD, OGCD, and Grand Master Flashcard.

Max tells us his biggest beat box influences: #Rahzel, #BigBuffLove of #TheFatBoys, #KidBeyond, #YuriLane, #BeardyMan, and #ReggieWatts.

Seez and Max discuss the process of making their critically acclaimed album #CruelFuel.

Should we disallow #RapBattle memes and crutches?

We will create the #marijuana anthem #LegalizedIt.

Max thinks we should all be less judgmental of ourselves in order to grow.

How’s your #basketball game?

Go straight, my sexy.

Songs played during CB86: Max Bent – Ghostwrite My Sexy
1. #Rowan “Rowan_1″
2. #GlassDragons “Windows”

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CB85: Adult Rappers w/ Paul Iannacchino

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We are joined by #AdultRappers creator #PaulIannacchino. You can find all of his goodies at http://www.pauliannacchino.com/

Adult Rappers is a documentary that explores the other 23 hours in the day when rappers aren’t performing on stage.

Featured interviews include #Slug of #Atmosphere, #Murs, #RATheRuggedMan, #MastaAce, #JZone, #Jarobi of #ATribeCalledQuest, #BreezlyBrewin, and #Dez of #PigFoodRecords.

#SeezMics asks Paul about the logistics of getting all of these interviews, editing the footage, and the #Kickstarter rewards system.

Chuck asks Paul how to cut through the industry white noise.

We introduce new #DifferentStyles members White Noise, Liquid Smoke, and Very Average DJ.

Steve asks Paul about his experience as a producer and DJ for #Hangar18, including their tour when signed to #DefJux.

#Google #PawlMadeThis and watch #MatthewStafford ask Paul for some coke.

Songs played during CB85: Adult Rappers w/ Paul Iannacchino:
1. Hangar 18 “Boombox Apocalypse”

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CB84: DJ Ragz, Has Your Leg Stopped Bleeding?

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We are joined by 2013 #DMC finalist #DJRagz, a member of #JazzAddixx and a friend of #DJIdee.

Ragz shares an awesome story about how he battled to be heard in #California. He also saw #MixMasterMike rock parties in the park and has been shouted out by #DJQbert.

We dive into a care package sent from #Sweden by friend of the show Antonio Raul Ceballos.

After being attacked by #DifferentStyles member #CharoaheMonch, Steve must ask Ragz: “Is your leg still bleeding?” They make up during a candle-light digging session.

New #DifferentStyles members #PitRider and #FloBall make a guest appearance by battling #AwfulRa and #FabFiveSpaghetti.

Ragz has worked with #DMV all-stars such as #DiamondDistrict, #TefWesley, #Oddisee, #BoJankans, #DJThrowdown, #GorillaFist and #MKSkillz. He’d like to work with #GrapLuva and #RoddyRod.

Ragz’s #BareBonesBattleBreaks record has been well received, except by the douchebag at #FatBeats.

Ragz has a day job for the benefits so he can look out for his 16 year old daughter. Yes, he is old enough to have seen #BeatStreet in the theater.

You must Learn How To Learn and experience “Awwww sh*t” moments.

Check out Ragz’s #MellowMentalMadness mix and all his cool stuff at http://www.djragz.com.

Songs played during CB84: DJ Ragz, Has Your Leg Stopped Bleeding?

1. #TefWesley featuring #DJRagz “Gametime”

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CB83: Carnage The Executioner

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#SeezMics interviews #CarnageTheExecutioner of #CrushkillRecordings during their show at #SXSW, but first…

We open the episode by discussing the off-kilter style of #ShabazPalaces.

#RonAndFez make a change which inspires Steve to do the same, but the #CIA and #IllBill are not having it.

Chuck makes the smart play when #Oddisee went to meet #OpenMikeEagle.

Who has been your favorite #ChromeBills guest?

#DJRagz will join us on CB84.

Where would you move to? Balsamic, not Seoul where they’re farting on everybody.

Walter Allan Nelson of #DifferentStyles.

What’re you drinking?

ReyeP #Eyedea.

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CB82: DJ I-DEE interview

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DMC Champion and DC native DJ I-DEE joins Chrome Bills to discuss his career, the dj battle scene, wack DJ tv shows and some of his recent projects. Guest appearances by Golem and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#DMC World Champion and master impersonator #DJIdee is our guest.

#Idee has repped the #DMV worldwide including #ScribbleJam. #GongWorldSupremacy, and #MasterOfTheMix.

His favorite part of #DJing is teaching students at the #DC #BeatRefinery.

#Idee spent 13 months working on a 90 second segment of his world-renowned routine.

He conquered #IBS the #homeopathic way, but can’t get enough goat cheese or breakfast food.

Check out DJIdee.net for his new EP #HotFeces and other dope sh*t!

Songs played during CB82: DJ Idee
1. DJ Idee #BigGulps

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CB81: Oddisee of Mello Music Group

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We are honored to be joined by #Oddisee of #MelloMusicGroup. He’s a busy dude who prefers to be at home with nothing to do. (Very, very #Pisces.)

#Oddisee had a game plan for #DiamondDistrict: after seeing #YU and #XO perform at #CapitalCityRecords, he followed the #boyband #popmusic format.

Where are you more productive: at home or on the road? Wherever you are, #Oddisee has the right mic stand for you.

The past, present, and future of #MelloMusicGroup.

#Oddisee shares his perspective on #touring, #marriage, #NYC vs. #DC, making the right cup of #coffee on the road, social experiments on #Instagram, and #Drake lines that he can relate to.

Honestly, this interview is so full of amazing insights from one of the most prolific and brilliant minds in the game that I feel like a show description can’t do it justice. Do your self and your soul a favor by listening.

Songs played during CB81: Oddisee of Mello Music Group:

1. #Oddisee “Belong To The World”

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CB80: Stan Ipcus Gets That Diaper Money

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#StanIpcus of #NahRight and #Complex joins us via the #LonnisPunani hotline.

Stan discusses his transition from #freestyling on Knox Road to raising three boys.

Some of Stan’s interviews include #Ghostface, #Raekwon, #LargeProfessor, #Del, #OrganizedKonfusion, and #DJPremier.

We discuss Stan’s #MyFerrisBuellers video, his friendships with #PeterRosenberg and #ActionBronson, and his beef with #AsherRoth.

We drop tons of names from the College Park rap era.

“These are my vocals, this is what I sound like.”

Songs played during CB80: Stan Ipcus Gets That Diaper Money:
1. #StanIpcus “The Great White Hope”

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CB79: Cat Sized Rats

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We are joined once again by the smoothest voice in podcast land, #BigSlop of #TheGrilled Lincolns.

Where can we find the #DeepNet?

We discuss the new #KendrickLamar album #ToPimpAButterfly: how many times have you listened to it, how much did he make on #Spotify, and a great article about the liner notes on #DJBooth.

#TaylorSwift and #JimLachey both purchased the new #SeezMics #CruelFuel 7″ vinyl single.

Ads for the the upcoming #NWA movie #StraightOuttaCompton aired several times during #COPS.

#RZA on the mic: yea or nay?

#HannibalBurress, #BroadCity, and the #JustinBieberRoast.

We discuss the new #ActionBronson album #MrWonderful.

#BrownOuts and street oysters.

Lots of cat sized rats in the streets of Baltimore.

Chuck does the math# you have 160 hours to listen to music at work. #BigSlop adds that you have work, home, and smoke music.

We #FREESTYLE to our heart’s content under the new #DifferentStyles name #DieInTheDoorway.

Do you prefer to rap with a band, a DJ, or both?

Unfortunately, we discuss the #WashingtonWizards and #SeezMics has heard one too many #Redskins talk shows to be objective.

Songs played during CB79: Cat Sized Rats
1. #KendrickLamar “How Much A Dollar Cost”

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CB78: Picking Up 6 Packs Like Every Day

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We have very unique voices.

Chuck introduces new #DifferentStyles members DJ Flu and The Get Sick Crew.

Sizzelnecks and Nafragasms.

Smooooooooth one hour naps.

#SeezMics will be peforming at #SXSW during the #CrushkillRecordings show case on March 17 at #NookAmphitheater.

Sometimes, Steve has days of #Nardwuar.

We discuss the #CombatJack #KoolKeith interview.

Is the #CombatJack and #PMD beef rap’s version of pro-wrestling?

We #FREESTYLE over a #DilatedPeoples beat.

The waves, man. The waves.

Check out the trailer for #AdultRappers, a film by #PaulIannacchino.

Songs played during CB78: Picking Up 6 Packs Like Every Day
1. #KoolKeith “Sometimes I Feel” produced by #L’Orange
2. #JayElectronica “Road to Perdition”

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CB77: Oysters With Bacon Bits

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Is this the harshest winter we’ve ever experienced?

We are sick. We are cold. We are sick of the cold.

#ActionBronson needs to be a spectacle.

Chicken or the egg, song or the music video.

Severe and the Homeless Crossroads of #DifferentStyles.

Chuck encounters a man who was drunker than him. The obvious question: was this man wearing socks?

#SeezMics details his upcoming back procedure.

Who have you been listening to? Let us know on Twitter: @ChromeBills.

Have you ever coughed up, then swallowed an oyster with bacon bits?

We #FREESTYLE to beats by #DJSpinna.

Chuck adds a new phrase to the #ChromeBills lexicon: Tomorrow Or Legacy.

Steve recommends #TheJinx because it’s #Serial for television.

Steve drop kicks the equipment, bringing us to an abrupt but ultimately necessary ending.

Songs played during CB77: Oysters With Bacon Bits
1. #Elzhi “The World is Yours”

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CB76: Oh My God, Savior!

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#FREESTYLES to open the show.

We discuss previous #ChromeBills episodes: the #Wax interview and the recording of our live show at #VelvetLounge.

Steve spends Valentine’s Day with Chuck in NYC. They catch (sort of) a #BigL tribute show and see #Edan spin at a food court for white people.

#ComplimentRapBattles.

#SeezMics has two big shows coming up: March 17 at #SXSW and April 5 at #MetroGallery with #SageFrancis and #Cubbiebear.

Is #AfroMan assaulting fans as a PR stunt?

#DamonLillard has dope rhymes.

#SeezMics show with #OpenMikeEagle and #Doomtree at #UStreetMusicHall.

We #FREESTYLE about Chuck’s big dick.

Songs played during CB76: Oh My God, Savior!

1. #ActionBronson “Acting Crazy”
2. #Fashawn “Higher”

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CB75: The Wax Interview

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We are joined by the homey #Wax for the entire episode. He discusses being signed to #DefJam, his start as a #YouTube sensation, his album #Continue, participating in the #BETCypher, living in #LA, not having a day job, our mutual friends #Edan and #BigSlop, why he hates #CrossFit, and making a living off music.

Pink bathrobes and holding cats.

DC’s crab in a bucket mentality.

#SeezMics on politics: “I wouldn’t vote for that guy and abortion.”

The isolating nature of being a genius.

Technology, porn, and the Hand-1 Mixtape.

Beware of the Anacostia Scallops.

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CB74: The Live Show

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In the second installment of what promises to be a special staple of our podcast, Chrome Bills proudly presents a live performance by K-Cromozone and Steve Bills followed by a set from Seez Mics and friend of the show Max Bent. Recorded at Velvet Lounge on Friday, January 30.

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CB73: The Ceschi Ramos Interview

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It’s all storytelling, baby.

Lotta boozin. Lotta bangin.

Steve loses respect for #StringerBell, then kicks a news stand and a fire hydrant.

Mega hours and baby fevers.

You put enough alcohol in anyone, and things are gonna get nuts.

#SeezMics interviews #CeschiRamos at their show with #Cage at #BaltimoreSoundstage.

#ChromeBills featuring #SeezMics and #MaxBent will be performing with #DCFlow at #VelvetLounge January 30.

#Nardwuar is like #CarrotTop with talent. Are you gettin props like #CarrotTop?

Chuck goes to the #SmifNWessun #DahShinin 20 year anniversary show. Guests included #DaBeatMinerz, #DruHa, #Rock of #HeltahSkeltah, #BlackMoon, #Buckshot, #MOP, #RoyalFlush, and #TonyTouch.

Chuck and #SeezMics reminisce about their inebriated performance at a house party, which begs the question: drunk or high freestyles?

We #FREESTYLE over #ComeClean!

Did #rapmusic make Chuck start drinking #gin?

We’re just gushin ’bout #god! #God believes in (your favorite sports team here.)

Can’t argue with #AlbertEinstein.

Alcoholic preparations must be made.

Was #KateUpton in #ATribeCalledQuest?

Once again, we end on a discussion of #Serial.

Songs played during CB73: The Ceschi Ramos Interview:
1. #JCole “Wet Dreamz”

#StringerBell
#SeezMics
#CeschiRamos
#Cage
#BaltimoreSoundstage
#ChromeBills
#MaxBent
#DCFlow
#VelvetLounge
#Nardwuar
#CarrotTop
#SmifNWessun
#DahShinin
#DaBeatMinerz
#DruHa
#HeltahSkeltah
#BlackMoon
#Buckshot
#MOP
#RoyalFlush
#TonyTouch
#FREESTYLE
#ComeClean
#God
#rapmusic
#AlbertEinstein
#KateUpton
#ATribeCalledQuest
#Serial
#JCole

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CB72: Greasing The Skids So It Slips Through The Cracks

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Happy new year! We take jail currency.

Coast East and West Different Styles.

Flu shots and other conspiracies: forget the #illuminati, it’s meteorologists.

We have a show: January 30th at #VelvetLounge with #DCFlow.

Drunk history with #SeezMics.

Chuck is a genius, and thus he gives fellow alcoholics The Numbchuck.

#Cisco sponsored #freestyles.

Steve and his chicken-suit-dance-parties with #ScottieTwoGuns.

Dress rehearsals for #Halloween. That’s not fake hate in his eyes.

Our top 5 albums of 2014 from #DiamondDistrict, #SageFrancis, #Beck, #PharoaheMonch, #1978ers, #Ghostface, #TheRoots, #StatikSelecta, #HomeboySandman, #ActionBronson, #MikeDitka, #JackWhite, #YourOldDroog, #PaytonLocke, #ShabazzPalaces, #OpenMikeEagle, #Milo, #Serengeti

#IceT interviews #KoolKeith about his work ethnic and Kwanazaas.

#Serial theories.

Songs played during CB72: Greasing The Skids So It Slips Through The Cracks

1. #Phryme ToMeToYou w/ #JElectronica
2. #Artifacts Lower The Boom

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CB71: Backdoor Santa Brings The Clips

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Backdoor Santa sets it off.

#ChazKangas ethers the homophobic hypocrisy of #AzealiaBanks.

#Kurupt has en epic tirade, teeth sucking notwithstanding.

Clip 1: Kids and their pants, #TheOffice.

What are you drinking beyond recognition?

#SeezMics and his lack of movement in pickup #basketball.

Clip 2: Martatten and Chuck ethers his guests.

#RedWine and #soccer snobbery.

Clip 3: Old Shool violatin’ leads to the tiniest drop of piss.

Steve’s EPIC tale: he sharts, then springs into action.

Clip 4: Lost #freestyle after the #DanLeRoy interview.

#The1978ers or #DiamondDistrict: which album is better?

Cats will stare at you for an inappropriate amount of time.

Chuck’s girlfriend creates a fantastic #ChromeBills media kit.

Clip 5: Steve is cheap on the #internet and #Hickey agrees.

Our top listeners: JanDiese, OweMoney, Baildozer, Caribman, Hippolyte Van marcke, naiveanarchist, TAMU.

We’re off track.

#SYFFAL puts the #SEEZMics album #CruelFuel in its 2014 top 10.

Clip 6: Freestyling with Hickey.

The career arcs of #Rakim and #MichealJordan.

Clip 7: Focused on the funk.

We discuss the #Redskins and their lack of hope for the future.

Clip 8: #RayLewis is a fucking moron.

#TouchYourChest for emphasis.

#ChromeBills fans need to hear the #FirstNameBasis album.

We end with our resolutions and a freestyle. It’s been a good year thanks to the #ChromeBillionaires, please share with your friends enemies!

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CB70: Daily Urination

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We tease the always popular #ChromeBills clip show episode which will be available as CB71.

Where did the phrase “smack fire out your ass” come from?

How did you hear the new #GhostfaceKillah album #36Seasons? #Spotify for each of us.

#PaytonLocke, #1978ers, and #DiamondDistrict are in heavy rotation.

Cats are deadly assassins if you allow them to keep their claws.

Steve explains how garbage disposals work to #SeezMics. Seez is still afraid to go after the grapes.

#JoeRogan is a very enlightened individual.

We preview the #Giants vs. #Deadskins #NFCEast clash.

Is music on an accelerated release schedule due to proliferation as a result of the internet?

Chuck and his live band had their first official rehearsal. Time for a show!

We continue to come up with fake album titles for artists like #JediMindTricks, #EPMD, and #GhostfaceKillah.

We end the episode by rattling off scatalogical interpretations of #Gangstarr album and song titles. In an unrelated story, we were quite drunk.

Fuck you, pay us: send .70 cents via PayPal to chromebills@gmail.com.

Songs played during CB70: Daily Urination
1. #The1978ers (#yU & #Slimkat) “U Know How It Iz”
2. #PaytonLocke “Gold Touch”
3. #GhostfaceKillah “Double Cross”

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CB69: Famous For Having Two Buttholes

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Nothing says “I want to know all of you” like 69ing.

Is the #SmifNWessun album #DahShinin the most underrated rap album of all time?

“I find it hard to believe that Smif N Wessun were hanging out with a guy named McGurt.” – Steve

#DasEfx, #Funkdoobiest, and the TV shows that inspired songs about poop.

Chutz has some smoking to do.

Is Steve’s wife #LindsayCzarniak?

We #FREESTYLE to a Steve Bills original.

Friend of the show #Ardamus has a new album and it features a verse from #SeezMics.

#RoyceDa59: yea or nay?

Fake #JediMindTrick album titles and the role of beef and broccoli in #HipHop.

Steve met #EdOG. Ed just wanted some weed.

Be sure to call us with a song request (612-888-DIFF) and send .69 cents via PayPal to chromebills@gmail.com.

TURN THOSE BROWN EYES BLUE

Songs played during CB69:

1. #Qwel “The Fourth Reich Of The Rich”
2. #DrOctagon “3000″

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CB67: Insultingly Low Amounts Of Money

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A discussion of #RunTheJewels.

Would #indierap have evolved without the internet?

I thought we talked about yelling.

Please send your #FunnyMoney (number of cents = number of episode) to chromebills@gmail.com.

Bachelor party planning, stimulating casinos full of predatory black jack dealers, and puking in public.

Burgers or pizza?

We meander through the forest of conversation.

Songs played during CB67: Insultingly Low Amounts Of Money

1. #RahDigga “Lessons Of Today”

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CB66: A Splice of Life

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This weeks Chrome Bills was recorded and spliced together sans Seez Mics, kind of…We survived(barely) and discussed: NPR’s microphone check, Souls of Mischief, Errors and Omissions, What are you drinking, and Freestyling on Blind Dates. Music by K-Beta, Diamond District and King Sun. Peace and thanks for listening.

-Chrome Bills

#Chrome Bills
#Seez Mics
#Cruel Fuel
#K-Beta
#Diamond District
#King Sun
#Microphone Check
#Souls of Mischief

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CB65: The UptownXO of Diamond District Interview

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Our guest is #UptownXO of #DiamondDistrict whose new album #MarchOnWashington is available via #MelloMusicGroup.

Should #ChromeBills do a #Kickstarter to get a fireplace for Steve’s basement?

Ill breaks by #BarryManilow.

Steve suffers from DJ Snobbery, except when it comes to #AToothpasteSuburb by #Milo.

Chuck’s band and the dumplings that keep them awake.

#MarshawnLynch sons #DarrenSharper.

Survival (Removal?) Of The Fittest.

#SeezMics debuts his #SonDoobie impression with an impromptu performance of “Focused On The Funk.”

#StanIpcus wrote some DOPE pieces for #NahRight.

Seez does not like highway cats and Chuck ethers bad parenting.

Steve reads from the #BlackMoon #EntaDaStage liner notes.

We #FREESTYLE to a beat by #JayGramz.

Bad #vodka is worse than bad #beer… or is it?

We welcome the newest #DifferentStyles members #BornAndRaised.

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CB64: Wedding DJs On Crack

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rEYEp to the homey #Eyedea.
Corny dudes,the lyrics they know, and rap songs at weddings.
Chuck’s trip to #Italy.
#SeezMics #CruelFuel tour.
Be sure to check out all the past #ChromeBills episodes, especially CB63: Seez Mics Cruel Fuel Album Release Party.
The #NFL bans #BeatsHeadphones.
#UltraMagenticMCs liners notes.
The #EDM #CREAM remix by #DJGreenLantern is dope.
Rap Schemius.

Songs played during CB64: Wedding DJs On Crack
1. #Eyedea “Even Shadows Have Shadows”
2. #DJGreenLantern “C.R.E.A.M. (DJ Green Lantern Remix)”
3. #Diabolic “Piss and Vinegar

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CB63: Seez Mics Cruel Fuel Album Release Party

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This weeks episode features exclusive audio from Seez Mics 09/27 Cruel Fuel album release party at the Velvet Lounge. This is a recording of the beatbox, freestyle and scratch session which took place after the evening’s performance. Max Beats on the beatbox, dj cam one on the scratches, and Tamu, Sloppy Joe, Unknown,K-cromozone and Seez Mics on the mic.

We’ll be back next week with a full episode!

-Chrome Bills

#ChromeBills
#SeezMics
#CruelFuel
#VelvetLounge
#MaxBeats
#DJCamOne
#Tamu
#SloppyJoe
#Unknown
#K-cromozone

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CB62: Do Germaphobes Have Sex?

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Tonight’s sponsor: #NoodleKing. They put shrimp in everything because “allergic” means “delicious.”

We review the #SeezMics #CruelFuel album release party: #SteveBills did a great job, had fun, and beers were bought for him. #DJCamOne got real loose with #MaxBent during a freestyle session. Virak’s help was invaluable. Thanks to Tamu, Ardamus, Sloppy Joe, Big Slop, Scottie Two Guns, Ron, Ali, Santiago, Fuck Pasha, Petey Sugg, Jan Diese, Ron and Watermelon Helmet for rocking with us.

Bill’s Chrome of #DifferentStyles is suing #ChromeBills.

How old are we in podcast years?

Be sure to catch up on the #Slug, #SageFrancis, #DanLeRoy, and #Edan interviews as well as many others.

#SouthPark: one of their greatest episodes ethers the #Redskins and #Kickstarter.

New #DiamondD album: the best ass?

#JenniferLopez and #IggyAzalea vs. #NickyManaj.

#MTV asks #Nas about #YourOldDroog and if he knows D’Stevius, LeCharles, or Br’Cole.

Next week’s episode is a lost freestyle.

Chuck is going to Italy and we rank the 5 aspects of the trip he’s most looking forward to. Most importantly, will he bring his cat?

#SeezMics has shows with #GiantGorillaDogThing and #MizeryCrew. #ManChestHair may get a verse.

We begin planning the #ChromeBills New Year’s Eve Party.

We discuss the new #KendrikLamar song “I.” Is he going for crossover appeal?

Songs played during CB62: Do Germaphobes Have Sex?
1. #GordonGartell “Cheeze-Zits”

#NoodleKing #SeezMics #CruelFuel #SteveBills #DJCamOne #MaxBent #DifferentStyles
#ChromeBills #Slug #SageFrancis #DanLeRoy #Edan #SouthPark #Redskins #Kickstarter #DiamondD #JenniferLopez #IggyAzalea #NickyManaj #MTV #Nas #YourOldDroog #GiantGorillaDogThing #MizeryCrew #KendrikLamar #GordonGartell

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CB61: The Slug of Atmosphere Interview

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We are joined by #Slug of #Atmosphere courtesy of #RhymesayersEntertainment. #Slug speaks on the new #Atmosphere album #Southsiders, #Eyedea, and his feelings about being a cultural leader.

#SeezMics also interviewed #SageFrancis and #Slug during his college days at #UMCP… is he Seez Mike Wallace?

The #CelestineProphecy is a terrible book with an interesting theory: humans are exchanging energy at all times.

Is Chuck’s shirt from #Skymall, or #Skymall itself? Very meta.

Inflatable Egyptian Statues: get yours today!

Steve once filled an airplane vomit bag to the brim, which of course leads us to discuss the new #SeezMics album #CruelFuel and #HeadResiNators album #TheResignationOfResiNation.

The #SeezMics #CruelFuel album release party is Saturday, September 27 at #VelvetLounge.

#SeezMics will be on the road and wants to use Steve’s most expensive computer.

Chuck went to see #RonBennington interview #BillHader. Also, Chuck is happy.

It’s time for another round of #WhatAreYouDrinking: a screwdriver with a splash of orange juice, #Peroni, and #greentea.

TANGENTS!!! So, so many tangents.

Bad airlines, good rhyme schemes.

Will there be a #Beltway #WorldSeries? Anyone who drives a car in the DMV can only hope!

Chuck makes an excellent comparison between #StylesOfBeyond and #Cunninlynguists. Steve then compares #GeorgeDickel to #VanHeusen.

#DifferentStyles members and their new albums: Remis “We’d Be Remiss”, Question Mark “Can I Be Trusted?”, and Bucket List “Kick The Bucket.”

We discuss our personal #bucketlists: dunking a basketball in real life, not just a dream.

Steve’s hair? Steve’s hair! Steve’s hair.

#PBJ story time is brought to you by our new sponsor: #melatonin.

We rate the omnipresent nature of #Sbarros and the concepts of food courts and captive audiences.

#OverUnder: how old/sober was Steve when he ate dog food?

Better for pooping: #cocaine or #cigarettes?

Chuck nails the #RenaissanceFestival: at least you know you’re getting drunk.

#NewYorkers think everyone is from the south.

#NFL talk: Chuck thinks the recent rash of violence is due to rampant #steroid abuse.

We end the episode with a discussion of “Have you ever crapped your pants?” #SeezMics tells the tale of doing so while on a date.

Songs played during CB61: The Slug of Atmosphere Interview:

1. #DivineStyler and #StylesOfBeyond “Microphenia”

2. #SeezMics “Social Insecurity”

3. #HeadResiNators “Lyrical Whatever”

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CB60: It’s All About Moisture feat. Hickey

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We are joined by #Hickey, the first #ChromeBills two-time offender.

#Maryland vs. #Virginia: which one sucks more?

Gypsy weddings and matrimonial tax brackets.

We discuss the #Redskins, specifically the season-ending injury to #RGIII.

What causes people to watch gruesome videos?

Steve gets drops from #Edan and #PatenLocke because he went to #RenegadesOfRhythm at the #Fillmore featuring #DJShadow and #CutChemist using #AfrikaBambatta’s record collection.

#SeezMics would rather go to a stand-up comedy show than a rap show because he is a vegan chef, although he did have a great time at the #BoJankans album release party at #JamminJava featuring #DJRagz, #KayneMayfield and #HaywoodTurnipseed.

The #SeezMics #CruelFuel album release party featuring #ChromeBills, #Cubbiebear, #MaxBent, and #Ardamus is September 27 at #VelvetLounge.

We tease the upcoming interviews with #Slug of #Atmosphere and #DJIdee.

Are DJs typically more difficult to communicate with? Our experiences say yes, yes indeed.

The new #HeadResiNators album “The Resignation of ResiNation” is now available on #CDBaby and #Bandcamp.

We have a long discussion about the recent NFL scandals and celebrity hypocrisy of morons like #RayLewis after we play the new #HomeboySandman song “Refugee.”

We talk a walk down memory with lane with old #DifferentStyles members before adding a few newbies to the mix.

We revisit the #YourOldDroog discussion, ask if god is on steroids, wonder if #DMX and #DukeEllington would be a good mash-up, and close out with beating the white baby because cocaine makes you poop.

Songs played during CB60: It’s All About Moisture feat. Hickey
1. #HomeboySandman “Refugee”
2. #Myka9 “Soul Beat”

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CB59: Don’t Touch My Wine feat. Cubbiebear

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We are joined by #Cubbiebear and hair is the topic.

Chuck gets a drop from the legendary #JZone whom he met through the homey #Nobs.

Chuck goes to the first #YourOldDroog show. Y.O.D. is a white dude from Coney Island and worlds are shattered.

The question is begged: did #YourOldDroog sound like #Nas on purpose, or play to it after he got notoriety? Whatever the answer, Steve #Drooged ‘em all in his review that may or may not have been published.

Is #ErrorsAndOmissions the new #pause?

#Cubbiebear learned of #Oddissee by listening to #ChromeBills. The machine is working!

Is #RiffRaff #Hitler?

Steve wants to know, “Do you like the ignorant sh*t?”

Comic books were the original #Twitter.

#ChromeBills plays matchmaker: #SeanP and #JZone, #PharoaheMonch and #DeLaSoul.

We dive into the #Cubbiebear story and listen to the video (yes, listen to the video) for his song #Tame.

#YouTube comments section… stay away.

#SeezMics has hideous feet and #Cubbiebear doesn’t like to be touched.

It’s time for a round of #WhatAreYouDrinking!!! #SamAdams, #NattyBoh, beer then #vodka, and a wine spritzer. Totally.

Chuck’s girlfriends makes one thing clear: “Don’t touch my wine.” Chuck respects the boundaries and inhales a salad.

#Cubbiebear works at #CharlesVillagePub in #Baltimore where he is often recognized, which brings up an interesting discussion of “rap voice vs. work voice” and whether or not random people recognizing you is a good or bad thing.

We discuss the September 27 #CruelFuel album release party at #VelvetLounge featuring performances by #SeezMics, #MaxBent, #ChromeBills, #Cubbiebear, and #Ardamus.

New #DifferentStyles members #LifeHackBox and #OpenLooks stop by to discuss the new album #ShotsFalling.

#CutChemist and #DJShadow are performing at the #Fillmore in #SilverSpring. Steve is going… ARE YOU?!?! Not if your name is Cole.

We close out the show with what the ladies like: body hair and football talk.

Songs played during CB59: Don’t Touch My Wine feat. Cubbiebear
1. #Cubbiebear “Tame”

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CB 58: Just Slurp Noises feat. Ardamus Interview

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#CarlBanks, #CarlWeathers, #AntBanks, and #DerrickThomas are all represented.

SOUNDBOARD DOWN! #SeezMics, Chuck, and Steve

#5FT was the #SenDog of #BlackMoon.

#CypresHill history.

#KRS-One Two of #DifferentStyles.

#PaulWalls new album “Flip & Sip.”

Saturday, September 27 2014 at #VelvetLounge is the #SeezMics #CruelFuel album release party featuring performances by #SeezMics, #beatbox extraordinaire #MaxBent, #ChromeBills performing the theme song, #Cubbiebear, and #Ardamus.

Get advance tickets via SEEZMICS.COM and we’ll send you the 2nd #ChromeBills lost #freestyle. Steve will be using #Serato so Seez is having a panic attack.

#CruelFuel cassette tapes courtesy of #IHadAnAccidentRecords, but you can’t have one because of #SeezsRules.

Chuck sees #DJIdee win the 2014 #DMC US Finals at #WebsterHall and an interview is soon to follow.

#DJRedAlert was hammered while hosting the #DMCs and made a boo-boo.

#KeithMurray gets stuck in a tumultual rain storm.

Is the new #NickyManaj video too much for the children?

#Japanese porn: chew the vomit, no penis.

#Ardamus interview at the end of this episode and we discuss his #PhillinDBlanks series of remixes.

Better opening act song: #UglyDuckling “We’re The Opening Act” or #JLive “Hush The Crowd”?

How much time, money, and love does Steve spend on his hair?

#JackWhite #Lazaretto gets another chance.

#LouLou of #ThieveryCorporation is a strikingly beautiful woman.

Chuck’s 4th element tattoo: above the neck or below the navel?

We decide to remix #BlackMoons declarative “Who Got Da Props” in the form of a question?

Stand-up comedy, stand-down comedy, and the rules of improv for being a sociopath as outlined by #ThePickUpArtist and the #DENNIS system.

When it comes to dating 6s and 7s, it all adds up.

A little tease for CB59: Chuck is going to the #YourOldDroog, #DJShadow, #Edan, and #CutChemist shows.

FREESTYLE!!!

Songs played during CB58: Just Slurp Noises

1. #Ardamus Adele – You Don’t Remember (The Bad Memory Remix)
2. #DilatedPeoples “Directors”
3. #SeezMics “Serotonin Sweepstakes”

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CB57: Fat Vampires In Skinny Jeans

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We quickly (not quickly) review the numerous new rap albums released in 2014: #Apathy, #Atmosphere, #ApolloBrown, #BlackMilk, #Common, #Cormega, #DilatedPeoples, #FreddieGibbs, #JLive, #MeyhemLauren.

Steve is cranky without his carbs and it’s #SeezMics fault for not bringing beer.

Chuck suggests that the world is currently suffering from #baconbacklash.

#SeezMics announces that #Slug of #Atmosphere will be a guest on the September 22 #ChromeBills episode.

Why does Steve hate #JackWhite when he can turn a tree into a guitar?

#ItMightGetLoud is a great documentary featuring #JimmyPage, #TheEdge, and #JackWhite.

Friend of the show Chris Sundlof has an awesome business: #SundlofGuitars which specializes in handmade electric guitars.

On a scale of apples to nuclear weapons, how bad is #nicotine for you?

Smoking is gross, but we are the C&C Cigarette Factory and you will suck our butts.

Was the #LanaDelRay comment about dead musicians a calculated publicity stunt?

Marry Banilow, also friend of the show.

We discuss our earbud lifestyles.

#Citibikes. #CapitalBikeShare. #HipsterDouchebags.

#GavinMcInnes and his book #HowToPissInPublic.

Contrary to what Steve told #SeezMics, Chuck is in #NewYork and not on the moon. Seez is not happy about being lied to, but understands why it happened.

#Nationals vs. #Orioles.

Chuck explains the concept of MC homework songs.

#MacLethal may or may not have blown us off, but we still like his music.

#Adeem is one of the best live performers and #freestylers ever.

Inspired by Bailey’s bad experience at a #WuTang show, we discuss shows that let us down.

Songs played during CB57: Fat Vampires In Skinny Jeans

1. #Cormega “Industry”
2. #MacLethal “Alphabet Insanity”

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CB56: Paul’s Boutique Interview feat. Dan LeRoy

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Daddy’s home: Chuck joins Steve and #SeezMics in studio for the first time in almost two years.

#56 is arguably the most iconic jersey number in sports: #LawrenceTaylor, #ChrisDoleman, #DarrylTalley.

As always, Steve’s hair looks dope.

More #DifferentStyles members thanks to #AngryBen. Sorry, Diff’rent Stylezzz members.

#DrunkHistory is the TV version of #ChromeBills.

Steve’s pickle gets tickled and Chuck gets his two bucks.

#LicensedToIll vs. #PaulsBoutique and what’s the best #BeastieBoys album?

#FREESTYLE!!!

We welcome author #DanLeRoy (or is it #DanLeRoy?) to discuss his new book “For Whom The Cowbell Tolls” about the #BeastieBoys album #PaulsBoutique. Purchased the book here: http://tinyurl.com/ForWhomTheCowbellTolls

Topics discussed during the interview include: who has the mysterious #JerryLewis song, the roll of #CapitolRecords in the album’s success/failure, serendipitous occurrences such as the infamous #eggman promotion, #MattDike, #JerryGarcia plays on a song, how much did the #samples cost, did the #DustBrothers get the credit they deserve, do real gangsters like #EazyE change diapers, #cowbell in #HeyLadies, some guys peak early, #VinceFerragamo, and #JimEverett.

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CB54: Albums On CDs, Singles On Vinyl

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Welcome, new subscribers who first heard #ChromeBills because of the #SageFrancis interview. Tell us your thoughts and feelings.

Horace and Harvey Grant are The Rebounding Lawyers Brothers.

We open with a #freestyle because that’s what you want.

#YourOldDroog may not be #Nas, but he is definitely the original member of #DifferentStyles.

The alphabetically challenging procedure of filing rap albums.

An in-depth discussion of short #NBA players.

Steve describes the #KungFu masterpiece and newest #DifferentStyles members Half-And-Half.

#KungFu, #sneakers, and #pickupbasketball are the (?)th pillars of #HipHop.

#Bobbito has artisanal cheeses.

Anthony from #OpieAndAnthony takes his point way too far. Did he do it for ratings?

Wishing someone would die is OK as long as you mean it.

#TonyDungy, #DonaldSterling, #AnthonyCumia: examples of when your reputation precedes you.

The #SeezMics #CruelFuel album release date announcement leads to a discussion of what consumers want when buying albums: CDs, #vinyl, #tapes, #MP3s. Just make it easy on us, baby.

Avenues Of Revenue: The Collector’s Perspective.

Shouts to #Hickey for sending us the new #Common song.

We discuss the hits and misses in #Commons discography.

RAP NERD ALERT!!!

Which was the best #Beatnuts and #RedMan album?

Why did #DasEfx name their first album #DeadSerious?

Which rap albums fill out 13 – 18 in your top 20?

Chuck asks a great question: in your top 100, which artist is the first to make a second appearance?

Verbal cues that indicate you’re ready to make a valid point.

We consider getting an apartment together, but it falls apart because #SeezMics hates loud eaters.

Shout outs to #Bailey who messaged our #Facebook page to tell us of her woeful #WuTang experience.

CHROME BILLIONAIRES ROLL CALL: Willie Why, Petey Steele, Jan Deezy, Ron

This is better than #herpes, so spread it.

Songs played on CB54: Albums On CDs, Singles On Vinyl
1. #Common “Rewind That”
2. #ASAPRocky, #DannyBrown, #JoeyBadass, #Yelawolf, #BigKRIT, #ActionBronson, #KendrickLamar “1 Train”

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CB53: The Sage Francis Interview

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Subscribe to #ChromeBills on #itunes and #SoundCloud… We will find you.

Steve, Chuck, and #SeezMics reveal more #DifferentStlyes members.

Seeing #SageFrancis perform live as a solo act and with #NonProphets in #Baltimore.

#SageFrancis talks about his new album #CopperGone and the best tour he’s had in years.

An ever so brief #freestyle.

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CB52: Broken Fibula Salads feat. B. Dolan Interview Pt. 2

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Attention #ChromeBillionaires: Get your copy of the epic 60 minute #freestyle from CB45: The Lost Freestyle by re-posting ANY episode of #ChromeBills.

This episode contains Part 2 of the #SeezMics interview with #BDolan of #StrangeFamousRecords.

In the next episode, we will debut Part 1 of the #SeezMics interview with #SageFrancis of #StrangeFamousRecords.

Steve and Chuck pay homage to the tech of early #ChromeBills episodes.

We discuss #OldRapBattles such as #JUICE vs. #Supernatural.

We also discuss the #TotalSlaughter battle between #JoeBudden and #HollowDaDon.

Jimmy B. has provided a list of every member from #DifferentStylez. #SeezMics is unable to breathe due to laughing so hard as Steve reads the first 20 names on the list.

Chuck went to see #DeLaSoul for the 25th anniversary of #3FeetHighAndRising. He breaks down the “pop in factor” of superstars making guest appearances at rap shows since #Common, #MosDef, #TalibKweli, and #QTip unexpectedly performed.

Chuck tells the tale of #Dres from #BlackSheep bringing down the house by performing #TheChoiceIsYours.

Half-men are drinking #SummerShandy… Half-Shandy, anyone?

#SeezMics wonders if it is illegal to use #ECigarettes in public? Chuck says it is definitely illegal in #NewYork.

This begs two questions:
1. What percentage of the #ChromeBillionaires smoke?
2. Is Chuck wearing pants?

Where were you when the gruesome #KevinWare injury led Steve to ask if Chuck was interested in a “broken fibula salad”?

#ChromeBillionaires roll call: #BigSlop, Hickey, Jimmy B., #DoodComputer, #HenleyHalem, #CasOne, and Ron D. Behdy.

Steve discusses #BrianColeman’s book #CheckTheTechnique Volume 2: “More Liner Notes For Hip-Hop Junkies.”

#SeezMics is not a fan #RZA on the mic, Chuck doesn’t like #MastaKilla, and Steve could do without #UGod. We all wish #JumpyE had been in #WuTang.

WE #FREESTYLE!!! Always fun.

Are white men with #mustaches trustworthy?

Steve talks hair and asks: does the part make the man?

Songs played during CB52: Broken Fibula Salads feat. B. Dolan Interview Pt. 2

1. #Gravediggaz “Pass The Shovel”
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CB 51: Trevor Ariza Burns Down Strip Clubs

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#Area51 would have worked too.
Has the oscillating fan in Steve’s basement subscribed to #ChromeBills on #iTunes or #SoundCloud?
Are we pulling punches or swinging wildly? The fellas have some house cleaning to do.
Is Cole a scheduling Nazi or just very regimented? He definitely has a digital bite.
Steve calls Chuck to speak from the heart.
It’s gotta be the 3 of us, and after all, we’re doing the best we can with what we have.
Are we getting paid yet? We need to hire an agent.
Steve is going #DeLaSoul at #HowardTheater on July 19.
The homey #Tone has a beat played during the #JoeBudden VS #HollowDaDon #TotalSlaughter battle. Steve felt like the tech was a wreck: hard to find online and inoperable mics. However, it is clear that #HollowDaDon listens to #ChromeBills.
How much do #battlerappers win?
#ErrorsAndOmissions returns.
Chuck and Steve dissect the #WorldCup final while Cole considers getting some fresh air.
Cole went to see the homey #Cubbiebear open for #Cage and #Sadistik in #Baltimore, then ate at the #PaperMoonDiner with Max.
Steve suggests the #BlackMoon song #ActLikeUWantIt may be about prison rape.
#HotGermanWomen.
The homey #CasOne has subscribed to #ChromeBills. Check out his interview in episode CB 50: People Aren’t Dancing Anymore.
Steve got in a bar fight and was an angry dude. His luscious hair has calmed him down.
#PaulPierce joins the #WashingtonWizards which leads to an intense discussion of all things #NBA.
The fellas #freestyle away the pain.
#JayZ joins #JayElectronica for a surprise guest appearance during the #BrooklynHipHopFest.
Part 1 of Cole’s interview with #BDolan of #StrangeFamousRecords ends the show. Part 2 will be on CB 52.

Songs played during CB 51: Trevor Ariza Burns Down Strip Clubs – N/A

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CB 50 : People Aren’t Dancing Anymore

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The #CasOne interview and 100 minutes of good times.

Steve makes sweet, sweet love with a 1/4 cable.

Cole’s tour with #SageFrancis including #UStreetMusicHall which is owned by #JesseTittsworth and #DaveNada.

Shout outs to #Hickey and #BigSlop.

The #NewYorker has an article which details how casinos are making more money because people are broke.

Cole compares #SageFrancis ability to reinvent himself several times over during one performance to #Madonna.

Steve doesn’t like #BBQ, Chuck doesn’t like #soda, and Cole doesn’t like #humaninteraction.

Steve sees #DipSet at #EchoStage where a stranger offers him drugs which he later feels compelled to search for in the trash can before he steps the 3 AM spicy chicken sandwich at #Checkers.

Steve’s respect for #CamRom was birthed when he #ethered #BillOReilly.

The homey #SeannieCameras has a #vaporizer that tastes like #CinnamonToastCrunch while filiming #Awthentik.

We know it’s hard because most rap shows aren’t good, but you can’t be a casual fan.

Be aware of the performer-to-instrument ratio.

Video DJ’s bring a show to life.

The homey #CasOne tells us three important things during his interview with Cole: #Figure gives him beats, humility allows him to keep his ego in check, and parents are tools for children.

#CasOne didn’t make the cut for #DifferentStyles, mainly because CasTwo did.

#July4th traffic is a bummer.

Free CD’s are reverse panhandling.

Steve forces Cole to listen to #RiffRaff.

More #WolrdCup talk, especially about #TimRyan and his amazing performance.

Songs played during CB 50: People Aren’t Dancing Anymore

1. #CasOne interview
2. #CasOne “Chasing Greatness”
3. #RiffRaff “Introducing The Icon”
4. #BlackThought verse on #StatikSelektah “The Imperial”

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CB 49 : Can Lobsters Hold Guns

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#CarmenPolicy ran a gambling ring in high school. There is a gambling stereotype.
The missing second half was the Error & Omission of CB 48 : Super Flukey.
Steve is sorry, #PeterRosenberg.
Seez experiences raw emotion while discussing #soccer.
Chucks strongly believes, “#VivaItalia!”
A surprisingly somewhat insightful discussion of the #WorldCup, particularly that there are no commercials for two hours which allows Chuck to ether his guests.
What are you drinking? Well, it’s a #Manhattan. And a #Martini. It’s a #Martattan.
#EpicHistoricRapBattles are a million dollar idea with ten dollar execution.
#Eminem’s “Road To Total Slaughter” is a reality show, but how real are reality shows?
The homey Al Dente stops by.
The newest member of Different Stylez, Two-Beerz-In, drops by to drink two Stellas and then need a nap.
The proliferation of gun metaphors in rap battles begs the question: Can lobsters hold guns?
Seez is performing as the opening act for #SageFrancis during the #CopperGone tour, including July 1 at #UStreetMusicHall.
Steve wants to know why did #Nas choose to be #YourOldDroog and how did #ComplexMagazine get it wrong?
#Nardwaur gives #Nas lots of records.
#CombatJack responds to Chrome Bills on #Twitter.
We discuss various daily routines. For example: how late do you sleep in, or do you go for the Early Dew?
Full Adult Hairstyles: Like father, like son.
“That’s the #schizophrenia talking.”
Q: How do you make it out of the underground? A: By appearing as a guest on #ChromeBills. Duh.
#OpenMikeEagle of #MelloMusicGroup is on the come up, and we are all very happy for him.
This week’s Shocking Rap Lyric Of The Week from #ActionBronson is actually the #StarTrek version of #TheShocker.
Chuck saw #RobertKelly record a #ComedyCentral special.
Seez’s #PAX pops its top as he becomes untethered from reality.
Steve and Scott are going to see #Dipset… or is it #DIFFset?
Seeing #Redman and #MethodMan live is an amazing experience.
Shout out to Hickey, friend of the show.
Songs played during CB 49: Can Lobsters Hold Guns?

1. #MarsILL “I Is”
2. #OpenMikeEagle “Qualifiers”
3. #Blueprint “The Climb”

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CB 48: Super Flukey

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#StephenDavis supports #ChromeBills.
Cole is the first to jump on #ChrisCooley.
Please welcome our new sponsor: Commercials During Soccer.
Playing #soccer is like trying to get laid for the first time, but every time.
Points made in the soccer vs. no-soccer debate.
#JohnOliver is killing the game.
#OpenMikeEagle has a new album.
#MichaelWilbon says something of note.
Olives are good for the soul.
The only thing Chuck will be mixing tonight? A stiff drink.
Steve asks what every stoner was thinking: “Is the #AquaTeenHungerForce movie really happening?”
#TimAndEric, #SouthPark, and how #pyschedelics make everything awesome.
#Jesus judges the epic Nature vs. Nurture battle.
Shouts to our listeners: #BigSlop, Stevie I., Bailey, Omar, Jimmy B., Yan, Hickey, Tamu, #Ardamus, #DoodComputer, #Dez, and #Cubbiebear
Chuck misses #GiantGorillaDogThing and #Edan shows.
Joey “Splits” Crawford has something to say.

Songs played during CB 48: Super Flukey

1. #OpenMikeEagle “Golden Age Rap
2. #SilentKnight “Busy is My Best Friend”

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CB 47: Everybody’s Got Their Specifications

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Dive right in, we’ve got a hard out.
Steve’s shit was defaulted.
Digi-pound vs. Digi-high-five.
Cole’s show with #SageFrancis and visit with Chuck.
Chuck’s #WesternConferenceFinals #freestyle.
Chuck performs #TheHumptyDance and #Juicy at a karaoke bar.
Awkward discussions of race in regards to #whitepeople.
Who is your least favorite ESPN personality: #ColinCowherd or #ChrisBerman?
#WorldCup.
Chuck met #TedMosby.
Who is (was) #YourOldDroog?
Chuck’s Got Answers.
Merch sales are the way musicians make money nowadays.
What does a band’s teeshirt say about you?
Cole yells at TV’s, so he has to leave.
#Buckwild is a wildly underrated producer and has made beats for a loooooooot of rappers.
#Alkoholiks.
#Q-Tip labels the East Coast vs. West Coast beef as lame in “K.I.M.”
#MattBonner is a huge fan of #Edan (CB 30: The Edan Interview).
#FreeDarko inspired us all.
#JasonKapono played #AesopRock in a #NBA locker room.
#Spurs or #Heat? (Everybody wins because it’s not soccer.)

SONGS PLAYED DURING CB 47: Everybody’s Got Their Specifications
1. Your Old Droog “Gunsmoke Cologne”
2. Meyhem Lauren & Buckwild f/ Action Bronson “100 MPH”
3. 50 Cent “Hold On”

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Episode 46 – Working With Tapes Back Here

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Lo-Fi like a mug.
Q: What’s so special about tonight?
A: All instrumentals for this episode are on tapes (tapes!!!) and being played by Steve.

Them That’s Not: Which album was not released in 1994?
Them That’s Not: Not even Chuck knows!

J-Zone’s “Root For The Villain.”
Beats by Dre headphones are mediocre.
Pat Sajak tweets.
We rank our preferred medium for listening to music: vinyl, tape, or CD.
East Village Radio is shutting down.
Vulfpeck releases “Sleepify” to manipulate Spotify into raising $20k so they can tour.
Steve uses “ethered” as a verb. Chuck “ethers” arguments.
A tight wad retires and Steve hates Ravens Cup Guy.
We’re boosting Chrome Bills’ profile while Scott kills a hobo.
Chuck and Seez freestyle to the DWYCK remix.
A listener has transcribed every Different Styles member and we will announce the list on Episode 47. This is the best news Seez could hear.
DJ Ruthless Ramsey scratches and blends using tapes (tapes!!!), but should he change his name to reflect that he scratches and blends using tapes? He has over 500k YouTube views, so no.
Vanity Fair articles (werd?)
“Might, could see it.”
How do Chuck and Seez know DJ Ragz?
DJing is a lot of work.
Are the Jazz Addixx actually addicted to jazz? (probzzz)
Combat Jack interviews Lord Finesse about putting on Big L, the skills of Percee P, and early Biggie Smalls.
Will you just let Black Thought talk some sh*t? Speaking of Black Thought, whatever happened to “Hardware”?
Why do The Roots give their guest spots to relatively unknown MC’s?
Chuck’s got the answers, Steve hears crying babies.

Songs played during Episode 46:
Loop Minded Individuals f/ Seez Mics “FollowHer”
The Nonce f/ Aceyalone “Bus Stops”
Redman “Funkorama”

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Episode 45 – She Had A Biological Reaction

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#Wizards and NBA playoffs discussion
#Michael Jordan’s 45 jersey
#That’s the reason I’m a Bullets fan
#A little Bikram goes a long way
#Steve goes to strip clubs with his wife
#Episode 46 will be live from a strip club
#Tony The Homey calls in
#chromebills@gmail.com
#Does your girlfriend/wife listen to Chrome Bills?
#One Love Massive
#Is Cole a jerk or a genius when it comes to women?
#Steve is Donald Sterling and Patrice O’Neal
#Freestyle while you fuck me
#Groupies
#Listener roll call
#Let’s get DJ Ragz on the show
#Broadway produces a beat for the new Eminem reality show
#Is the name “Slaughterhouse” a shout to Kurt Vonnegut?
#Atmosphere’s “Southsiders”
#Favorite Atmosphere album
#Sexually traumatized
#Cortisol
#Bad experiences while high
#I’ll murder you for a cigarette
#Snore translator
#Aesop Rock or Atmosphere?
#Nas 20th Anniversary of “Illmatic”
#Chuck pees a little

Episode 44 – Beat me up Scotty Feat. Scotty 2 Guns

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Big shout out to Scotty for coming thru

# Mispronouncing rappers names
# Scott looks like Michael Rapaport
# Ardamus
# Biblical flooding
# Hiding rap tapes from your parents
# Pitbull’s artistic phase
# Washington Wizards
# freestyle
# “Carthoned” (tricking a naive person into giving you something for nothing)
# Gay gasoline dipping sauce
# Lots of new fans (that oscillate)
# Basketball cards
# Plummeting value of trading cards
# Jay Electronica
# Horrible rap music
# Rod Strickland pukes, then goes to the TGIFridays in Greenbelt
# Training for a big fight
# Pre-fight nerves
# Olive Garden
# Matrimonial close calls
# Crooklyn Dodgers song rosters
# Yamasaki Academy
# Steve calls fiddlestix,
# Fiddlestix upheld
# Being a guest on Chrome Bills
# Rap show stories
# Scott blows his chance with De La Soul
# Del Tha Funkee Homosapien is high and yelling at Steve
# Chuck’s been busy, Cole has new curtains

Music:
Jay Electronica – Better in tune with the infinite
Paten Locke and Dj Lean Rock – The slue foot

Episode 43 – Teachable Moments

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Champagne in Teacups. Feel us. This episode is chock full of fun. Subjects include Seez’s sleeping mask, Steve being cheap on the internet, Peter Rosenberg on Radiolab, Buying albums off bandcamp, and Drake’s lint roller.

Music:
Pharoahe Monch Featuring Black Thought – Rapid Eye Movement (produced by Marco Polo)
Anti-Lilly and Phoniks – 14 till
K-cromozone and Steve Bills – Maholla

Episode 41 – Chuck is NOT drunk (this time)

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We are pronouncing names correctly, and giving our final thoughts on the Grantland Wu article. We’re chill (but not too chill), questioning how you live with yourself, and Cole (incorrectly) states that cats are a deal breaker.

Music:
Napolean Da Legend – Phoenix
Freddie Gibbs – Scarface
Michael Christmas – Ya’ll Trippin
Heavy D and the Boyz – Girlz They Love Me

Episode 38 – The 38 Special Featuring Hickey

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Hickey joins the group for a 38-special… The conversation meanders from Seez’s non-show at DC-9, K-crome’s True Detective Freestyle, Uhh Yeah Dude at 9:30 Club, Hickey’s recording sessions with Damu, the history of J-Brome, and the Dos Noun Viral video; All while Hickey attempts to match Chuck’s drinking prowess. Hold on tight.

Music:
Open Mike Eagle – Mole in your ministry
Ardamus and the Metaphysical – Hand on the steering wheel
Gangstarr – Mostly the Voice

Thanks for listening.

Episode 37 – The Phil Harmonica Episode

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Episode 37 – The Phil Harmonica Episode
Nas at the Kennedy Center/Cole’s show at DC9/Kickstarter beef/Action Bronson appreciation rhyme/1994 Lalapalooza lineup/2Chainz Lobster references and much more

Music:
Action Bronson – 9.24.13
Cypress Hill Featuring the Fugees – Boom Biddy Bye Bye Remix
K-Cromozone – The End

Thanks for listening.

Episode 35 – Stank steak with a side of hidden nuggets

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Episode 35 – Stank steak with a side of hidden nuggets

Back to the basics, the fellas go in on all sorts of randomness including what the kids are listening to, our newest call-in phone number, 612-888-DIFF, pager codes, de la soul’s back catalog and much much more.

Tracks played are 1) Chance the rapper – pusherman 2) Earl Sweatshirt – Chum 3) Childish Gambino – Crawl

Thanks for listening!

Episode 34 – Pickles is Back – Featuring Big Slop of the Grilled Lincolns

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Episode 34 – Pickles is Back – Featuring Big Slop of the Grilled Lincolns

Big Slop from the Grilled Lincoln’s joins the crew to honor Pickles Kennedy’s legacy. The Chrome Bills hotline; 612-888-3433; is introduced. Famous 34′s, including Party John Ramos and Frank Brickowski get a shoutout. Discussions include: Chrome Bills being marked “explicit” on iTunes, Baltimore accents, how hard it is to DJ, Slop’s on-stage marriage proposal, College Park history, Travis Pastrana, Nitro Circus, battling, freestyling and baby swapping.

Tracks played are 1) Big Slop and IllMeasured – Ballin on Budget (Featuring Seez Mics and Wax) 2) Grilled Lincolns – MD’s Finest (featuring the state of MD) 3) J-Dilla – Reality TV (Featuring Black Thought)